Douche

noun: 1. something that cleans out bad girl's hoo hoos. 2. a man who acts more like a girl's hoo hoo than a man.

adjective: when something is so profound no word can better describe it

noun: 1. "She needs to douche. Twas funky!!" 2. "He is such a douche."

adjective: "And it was just like... DOUCHE!!"

by Meredith November 20, 2003

Douche

1)The French word for shower.
2)The English word for what you do to horribly dirty pussies.
3)Jason.

Jason, you are really a douche.

by Gabbo243 April 6, 2006

Douche

A. noun: Someone who does or says something particularly heinous, sometimes not even realizing what he's doing. Usually something even your average jerk wouldn't do. Many times used with suffixes such as head, face, or (in cases of extreme douchiness)nugget.

B.

Uninformed douche: Haha! That dude can't talk right. He sounds like a retard!

Informed guy: OMG! He has a speech impediment and slight mental retardation, but still volunteers 25 hours a week reading books to underprivileged orphans!

Uninformed douche: Aw man! I'm a complete douche, aren't I?

Informed Guy: Dude, ur a total
douche-nugget

by Chris__B12 August 29, 2008

Douche

a person who shall not be named who is equal to the vaginal cleansing product known as a douche

hey douche! you are a WHORE!!

by douche-disliker January 25, 2010

Douche

Thing to squirt in a chicks twat so she don't stink like dead fish anymore
--or--
What you call people who are really stupid and should be shot

You're a douche mate.

by Brendan November 25, 2003

Douche

A person of lesser intelligence who acts like an ass.

That kid over there that looks like he's ten years old and acts like an ass is such a douche.

by ProcrastoMan April 30, 2003

Douche

the collective term for a group of emo or scene kids

look at that douche. what a bunch of douchebags

by DEAN THE MAGNIFICENT February 11, 2009