A combination of the words "Douche" and "Touchè," it is when one person corrects another, or "Burns" another, and is being a real douche about it. A good example is when someone breaks a story up because he needs to correct some form of speech. The correct response to that is "Douchè"

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A word, which describes someone who has numerous personality defects, which make them undesirable and unfit for social interaction. These people are repulsive and are likened to a douche, a device used to clean the most unsightly areas of the human body--the asshole and the pussy, which, not by coincidence, are words often used interchangeably with the world "douche" to describe such a person. Characteristics of a douche, include but are not limited to being cocky, pompous, self-centered, selfish, mean-spirited, and of course, being an asshole or a pussy, as mentioned earlier.

A guy who gets a girl and dosen't deserve her.

A guy that tells a girl whatever she wants to hear.

A portmanteau of "touché" and "douche." When a person delivers a clever and cutting remark in response to another person's argument, the latter may respond with "Douché!" as acknowledgment of a good yet decidedly douchey response.

The more literal usage of the word "douche" refers to something clean and good (a vaginal cleaner). Yet to be called a douche is much more negative. Also can be used as a negative term in other forms, much more common as negative slang than the literal meaning. Similar to the way that a "fuck" is a good thing, but it's never good to be called one ("hey why'd you do that you stupid fuck!?") or to be fucked over, etc.