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target douchebaggery

an affect of douchebaggery, such like coneing and planking.

when one dresses up in a red shirt and khacki shorts, and pretends to work at target when really they are utter douchebags in disguise.
Jimmy: So hal, plan on doing anything productive today??

Hal: Nah, I may dress up like an employee at target and when customers ask where things are at, give them the wrong directions.

Jimmy: target douchebaggery i see!!
by happyhappyfunfun July 24, 2011
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unnecessary douchebaggery

An unwarranted action by someone who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, that has surpassed the level of jerk and asshole and borders on motherfucker
He called out of the blue, made plans, never followed through, then vanished as quickly as he appeared.

She showed interest and really talked the talk, then her actions showed she was full of bullshit.
These acts are great examples of total unnecessary douchebaggery.
by The Misfitz April 21, 2017
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Douchebaggery

To commit an act(s) that is/are indicative of a douchebag.
Mitchell picked out and ate all the fucking sausage in the sausage and vegetable mix... Leaving only vegetables. A complete act of douchebaggery!
by @rustyshackleford February 17, 2015
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emo douchebaggery

Emo kids who think their totally hot shit that take themselves to seriously. This does not apply to all emo kids, just the ones that think their amazing and act like complete and total douche-bags for no apparent reason.
examples of emo douchebaggery


1) the sideways peace sign.

2) showing off drinking/smoking/drugs to seem cool.

3) being overly loud/obnoxious to draw attention to ones self.

4) constantly talking in scene/emo lingo.

5) fucking over friends.

6) using internet/txt lingo out loud.

7) thinking your totally popular and amazing when in reality your only friends are the myspace friends you've never actually met.

8) thinking your totally hxc when in reality your a fob loving poser.

9) hitting things or acting metal or tough to prove how hxc you are when your really just a pussy.

10) sending n00dz.

11) referring to yourself in 3rd person.

12) claiming to love photography when you know nothing about it.

13) claiming to be an artist when all you draw is anime.

14) saying your a writer when all you write is 1st grade level poetry about life sucking.

15) adding "the" or "ster" to your name.
by xexilia March 20, 2009
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Douchebaggery

The act of being a Douchebag, perfected to an art
The boss is keeping us late again. Why must we put up with such douchebaggery?
by miller2112 May 24, 2009
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Douchebaggery

1) n. The condition in which one acts like a douchebag.

2) n. An event or situation that is unpleasant that could have been avoided.

3) n. An unfair situation.
1) Dude: Man, Joe's an asshole.
Bro: Yea. Fuck him and his douchebaggery.

2) Dude: Sorry man, but I wrecked your car.
Bro: What kind of douchebaggery is this?

3) Dude: Man, my girlfriend's making me do her dirty laundry for the rest of the semester since I sneezed on her notes.
Bro: I thought the air had a hint of douchebaggery.
by sYnOnyMousanOnyMous January 22, 2009
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Douchebaggery

The acts and deeds of a douche bag
I am tired of Rick's douchebaggery when he leaves the bar tab to the rest of us.
by Theo Sawrus November 18, 2010
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