dousch bag

1. A bag for vaginal discharge at the end of the day

2. A complete fag

3. Something you jokingly call your friend when he/she is being retarded

1. "Hey Sally, can you help me find my dousch bag, some moron at that fourgy we had last night threw it somewhere..."

2. "Man, that guy in those fugly leather pants that tried to dance up on me at the club last night was a total dousche bag."

3. "Hey dousch bag, your cutting those carrots all wrong!!"

by Franscine the bitch October 20, 2006

Dooch

A commonly used alternative to douche, and one which can be used positively OR negatively. Think of it as the new and improved version of douche.

Conversation beteween bros:
"'Sup dooch!?"
"Nothin' much dooch, how 'bout you?"

Conversation between mother and child:
"Oh Johnny, you're such a little doocher!"
"Thanks mom, I love you!"

Conversation between feuding dooches:
"Ow Jack, that hurt, you dooch! Grr"
"Sorry man, that was a dooch move on my part."

Conversation between girlfriends:
"Dooooch that dress looks good on you!"
"Thanks dooch, I hope John likes it!"

by Doochin' All Over The World July 4, 2009

dooshra

the antithesis to a doosra

The act of choosing or picking something correctly, when it is already patently obvious.

"He was bragging about guessing that it was Mischa Barton, but it was really obvious. It was a real dooshra"

by Fergu$ November 26, 2007

Dooshsnozzle

doo-sh-snoz-el
1. The more affectionate term for douche.
2. Faliure at everything. (see: jackass of all trades)
3. School/Home/Work safe slang for dipshit

1. Alex was acting like such a dooshsnozzle last night, I could'nt resist giving him a kiss.
2. Jack tries and tries, but he's still just a dooshsnozzle
3. "Dang! My teacher/mom/boss is such a dooshsnozzle I could scream!"

by Ms. VM December 2, 2007

dooshbag mcgee

Any social media underdog with the best followers. A hero for the people by the people.

Aye bruh, this dooshbag mcgee is fleeky lit blast on TikTok.

by folderella December 18, 2020

dooshie

Emote of a smirking cube without corners, often used when flirting or amused

1: "You should get a job instead of sitting in your room all day, idiot!"
2: ":dooshie:"

by XDtheMeme December 19, 2021

dooshbagery

Always a male. An ex-boyfriend you wish you could get rid of by squashing, like the little cock roach he is. An arrogant prick that claims to break up with you but continues to stalk your facebook page. He makes idiotic comments on your facebook happiness status updates, hoping to kill your buzz, but the fact that he is still watching you only makes you realize how pathetic and small he really is. His sarcasm is much to be desired and completely shows his lack of intelligence.

Lilly: "Did you hear that Kris and Tyler broke up"

JJ: "No not really, I dont go on facebook that often"

Lilly: "Oh well, Tyler broke up with Kris, but continues to comment on her facebook page with stupid comments"

JJ: "That right there would be a prime example of dooshbagery"

by Lilly Amore Marsh December 14, 2009