When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation “very” occurs
I felt a little bit chivalrous towards this Tiffany chick I met on tinder’s brown eye so I gave the common courtesy of a Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before the rectal reaming goes down
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

by Pickles48 September 28, 2025

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.
by cracker February 22, 2023

by Rynslayer June 29, 2024

Guy: Aw dude my wife is pregnant!
Other guy: Aw dude congrats!!
Guy: time to make a glazed donut!!!
other guy: 😳
guy: 🤤💪
Other guy: Aw dude congrats!!
Guy: time to make a glazed donut!!!
other guy: 😳
guy: 🤤💪
by Roz- swim coach/drill sargent November 16, 2021

Whether act of cumming onto the bodies inside your freezer, saving it/them for later usage (consumption). The frozen jizz gives it the appearance of a “glazed donut”
by Peabo Bronsomen February 10, 2021

When you use a donut to jerk off and use the cum as glazing and make your partner or yourself eat the donut.
by St.Lars_represent January 24, 2023
