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mistortion

Typically used to describe something epic, haunting & hardcore. Mistortion can be referred similar to that of dark matter due to its unknown, empowering energy and overwhelming presence.
Mistortion coming at you like a backyard abortion
by hakkattack October 27, 2017
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divortion

When you kill the marriage instead of just leaving
Did you hear the Smith's had a huge divortion it was really messy!
by Soulless29 June 18, 2018
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Divortion

When a husband or wife kill their spouse.
Karen opted for a divortion instead of a divorce. She wasn’t about to pay that cheating scum bag a penny of alimony.
by Ms Jen April 4, 2020
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histortionist

one who remembers the past very differently than how it actually occurred. Distortion of history.
He took the histortionist approach to his resume. He was an assistant manager of The Burger King, not the operator of The BK Lounge.
by moodyone1977 August 23, 2012
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Divortion

When your parents get a divorce and an abortion

When you’re pregnant and married and don’t want either
Ah man, I’m really depressed. My parents just got a divortion.
by bearXinsanity December 20, 2017
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Divortion

Combination of Divorce and Abortion.

see Scott Peterson
Scott Peterson divortioned his pregnant wife.

WOW,what a dick!
by that satanic cult bastard!!!!!! December 14, 2004
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divortionists

Religious people who go against their religious teachings and mores to get divorced and abort their parenting mission to get away from problem children and problem marriages.

Noun, verb
The state of Utah has the highest rate of homeless gay youth due to divortionistsaborting their parenting duties.
by Freedom1234573 January 23, 2017
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