DISTANTCRY

Beat producer who got famous for his "Worst beats ever created" series. But is currently making actual good beats

"3 x Grammy Award Winning, Humanitarian Sir DistantCry (Ph. D.)"
- Distantcry

DISTANTCRY on the beat!
-distantcry's tag

by dry water 69 May 16, 2025

Distant Nut

The act of one self nutting and trying to aim the streem of sperm into one's mouth.

Person A: asks person B. If person B has done the Distant Nut

by Master designer August 29, 2025

Distant Crush

Distant Crush
When one has a crush on someone that they don't a day to day interaction with. Usually someone they follow on social media.

Man look at Cindy looking so beautiful, she's my distant crush.

by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025

Social DistanTeam

Two or more people who are serious about practicing Social Distancing in these CoVid19 times.

The folks on our street put together a block party, where each family stayed in its own driveway, having fun and staying safe as part of a Social DistanTeam.

by Zinegal March 31, 2020

Social Distintitus

A condition on the body that when exposed to people if close proximity, shuts down and begins to vibrate at large speeds, causing instant death through exploding.

I suffer from Social Distintitus.

by Spicey_burrito May 5, 2020

Socially Distant

To feel utterly detached from the need or desire to socialize.

“Honestly, I haven’t spoken to them in a while! Work has me feeling pretty socially distant lately”

by kxtbonifacio January 10, 2022

Long Distant Hole Puncher

Synonym for any kind of Firearm.

Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.

"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"

"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."

by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023