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disneylandsex

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Sex that is as infrequent as getting to disneyland, happens rarely and not as often as you would like, but when you are lucky enough to get it you have a fucking awesome time.
Walt had a shit-eating grin on his face all day and Mickey asked why and Walt said, " Got me some disneylandsex last night."
by jpg3 February 20, 2011
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Disneylandin

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The act of living outside of his or her means. This person lives his or her life like a fantasy but in reality has nothing. Frontin, fakin the funk, actin hard, perpetrating, etc...
1. *at the club*...I know that dude/chick, he/she broke as hell but over there in VIP disneylandin.

2. *in the streets*......That cat over there ridin in that nice whip disneylandin...knowin he hidin from the repo man.

3. *in general*........ Every time he/she get paid he/she out here disneylandin but at the end of the weekend he/she back to being broke.
by Blaqcheerio55 July 13, 2012
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1A. A phrase most commonly used when a woman wants someone to know that she is on her period, without saying "I'm on my period.". (Refer to Example 1 and 3)

1b. A subtle way for girls and women to say they are on their period when social situations make them too afraid to say, "I'm on my period.". (Refer to Example 1 and 3)

2. A phrase used when a woman wants to tell her boyfriend that she is on her period. But, for whatever reason, needs to say it subtely. (Refer to Example 2 and 3)
{Example 1}
Girl 1: Whats wrong? Why don't you want to go swimming?

Girl 2: I just don't. You know I heard that Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain!

Girl 1: Oooh, really? That sucks. If I would have known we would have gone swimming another day.

{Example 2}
Boy: Hey babe.... (starts kissing her and making sexual advances)

Girl: Not today babe, Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.

{Example 3}
Boy: Whats wrong? Your so moody, even my mom wants to know what's wrong!

Girl: I'm sorry honey. I heard Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.

Boy: Wow, well that would explain it.
by BrehTaKnee April 25, 2010
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DisneyLine

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This place you go, where you spend upwards of $1,000 in 1 day with your family. You stand in line for minimum 5 of the 10 hours you are there. Then you go home completely broke & defeated!
Hey, wanna go do DisneyLine today? HEEEELLLLLL NNNOOOO! I would rather stay home and cook rice 1 grain at a time....
by Geneva McLovin January 10, 2020
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the reverse disney land

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So you know those kids at Disney land imagine their happiness in a sex position. A mixture of the spread eagle but she's got her legs on the front side of you whil standing.
Oh dude i used the reverse Disney land on some girl last night.
by Fieryginger February 10, 2017
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a place in the roleplaying world that everyroleplayer dreams off
go on a trip to Jisneyland, that will be ULTIMATE SUMMERTIME BOP.
by jisneykim April 20, 2021
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Disney land special

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When after your finished having intercourse, you throw up in the condom then beat the chick with it until it explodes on her face
I had to throw up last night, so I gave that chick her first Disney land special.
by WuTang October 15, 2006
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