Freakin Dirigible

The equivalent of a bitch, or dumbass. Used in JROTC class when you can't swear in front of Col.

Me: Oh my God. You're so stupid, you freakin dirigible!

by Storiii June 7, 2017

The thin and dirties

The term used for when you leave a right mess in the toilet bowl, especially the runny form of your shit- otherwise known as diarrhea.

"Aghh, those chips and salsa, 4 candy bars, and a liter of soda didn't sit well in my stomach. Gave me the thin and dirties!"

Person A: "Hey your pants are all brown on the back."
Person B: "Yeah, I've got the thin and dirties."

by Sha'neeqa October 5, 2009

Give Linda the Dizzies

A 1920's era American code phrase that implies an abortion has been forced on against a woman's will.

I had to give Linda the Dizzies before my wife found out.

by theatomicdon September 26, 2015

dirtizzle

The ultimate expression of dirt. The most intense of the dirt levels.

An excellent compliment to the dirtiest dirtskys.

Example: "Dude, we picked up a fat quadsky of some chronic!"
....."Dirtizzle!"

by Dyrty McDyrtsky February 17, 2005

dirties up nice

Having the ability or tendency to look good even when covered in sweat, dirt, overly practical/plain clothes, guts, or whatever life throws at you.

Carrying off the rough-and-tumble look, as opposed to looking like crap after doing something strenuous or dirty.
The opposite of 'cleans up nice'.

Most of the people on The Walking Dead dirty up nice - they look sexy even smeared in sweat, blood, guts and dirt.

She looked gorgeous at the prom, but I saw her after dirt biking: unbelievably, she dirties up nice too.

by cider December 30, 2013

whirling dirvish

someone who doesn't lie still at night when sleeping.

"She was a whirling dirvish last night. I couldn't sleep with all her spinning around."

by SpRiNkL3z August 21, 2006

dirigiblicious

Busty; large chested.

"Check out the gams on that one, she's dirigiblicious.

by Reverend Ted November 14, 2003