Distromantic

When a Native American receives a financial gift (distribution/per cap) from their tribe and immediately following (within 48 hours) find themselves in a brand new relationship, shacked up— usually after a bender (alcohol binge) paid for with said financial gift.

“Did you see Justin doing the walk of shame out of distribution? He had like 10 ex’s in that big line up and they were all giving him the daggers 👀 when they seen him walking out with Melanie. They were all jealous that Justin was about to get distromantic.”

“Holy this one right getting distromantic 48 hours after distro, brand new marriage solidified with 20 hickeys and a scratched up back.”

“I just want a distromantic relationship, third cousins don’t count— atleast we don’t have to change her lastname.”

by Smudgeyourselfyql December 23, 2021

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Distrocker

A person on roblox who doesn't know how to aim and can't do obby's. Quiet person with a decent taste in roblox fashion. Likes to play Murder Mystery 2 and Epic Minigames but wastes too much time on grinding for pointless leaderboards.

Distrocker is a loser.

by TotallyNotEster June 7, 2022

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Ditro

when you actively seek someone (or someones) to joyfully tickle your asshole

goddamn, jus got off this long ass shift and might find some old man to give me a Ditro.

by BDG4eva July 8, 2022

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Distroyed

When a burn is so devastating, the person receiving said burn is rendered utterly speechles.

"Yo did you hear that sick burn that made that idiot just go quiet?"
"Yeah, he got distroyed."

by Mastah Blastah August 5, 2022

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distrot

Horribly upset regarding an aspect of your horse's gait (or lack thereof).

In several humorous children's stories, a distrot wagon-driver whose balky nag refuses to pull his burden eventually discovers da old long-stick-with-a-carrot-on-da-end (or an ear of corn, bunch of juicy grass, etc.) strategy to get said uncooperative equine to begin plodding forwards once more.

by QuacksO January 14, 2023

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