Sock some dingers

To masturbate furiously into a sock.

Andrew rushed home from his young Conservatives meeting to sock some dingers before helping Mom with dinner.

by Senor Fluffington October 2, 2019

Dingell Berry

Those really annoying pieces of shit that get caught in your ass hairs and get stuck; they then proceedt to avoid the wiping and get all hard and turn into little turd balls, that must me torn out at a later time.... very painful...

Dude that fuckin dingell berry wont fall off-its gonna drive me nuts...

by Jeremy Pearce February 23, 2004

Dineth

A hulk-like character with no conscious or common sense. An unstoppable force of destruction that has rapidly deteriorating hearing and zero inhibitions.

You're becoming a Dineth, stop it or else everything here will be destroyed.

by Kent Twaites July 20, 2019

dingleturd

When you takin a poop an it gets stuck in your butt-crack hair EEEW

i thought all the poo was out but i had a dingleturd stuck in my crack!!

by Veeks August 3, 2007

Dingtown

where the baseball goes when you hit a homerun

I'm going to send that ball to dingtown.

by yakkers1234567883 March 1, 2009

dingelibians (dingelobes)

turds, fecal matter

man them dingelibians (dingelobes) stank.

by renwalker April 17, 2009

dinger eggs

Dinger eggs is when you poach eggs (preferred no# 3) insiside a condom.

Dinger Eggs
Method
1 Boil a pot of water
2 Open a condom
3 Lube the dinger (condom)up with olive oil
4 crack the eggs and fill the dinger - expel all air.
5 Boil for3 mins
6 Serve on toast with an open banana

by bobbybvb December 22, 2009