dimblefoot

A title used to describe someone who is adventurous or outgoing, yet fairly eccentric.

Sometimes can be used as a title for someone who has completely lost their mind.

They call him "Dimblefoot" because he can't seem to shut up and stay put.

by darkblood189 July 2, 2009

Dumbledong

The massive cock of the one and only Professor Albus Dumbledore

Yo bro, Dumbledores robe was open, did you see his dumbledong?
He wasn't able to get his dumbledong up.
His dumbledong was too thicc to penetrate Harry's anus.

by Abstanator April 23, 2019

dibbledocker

someone with a small/micro penis with no reproductive use

bryan said cali had a “dibbledocker” because she was a secret man

by bryan.xj February 12, 2021

The Dumbledor

When you are in the act of oral sex, cum on a girls chin so that it looks like Dumbledore's beard!

My girlfriend was giving me head during Harry Potter and i jizzed on her chin and it looked like The Dumbledore!

by The Dumbledore Man! November 29, 2011

Outing Dumbledore

An unnecessary reveal after the fact; a potentially upsetting or annoying detail that is unrelated to the main idea or storyline.

“Dude, it turns out my mom pooped on the delivery table when I was born.”
“Bruh, way to be outing Dumbledore.”

by randominternetloser June 7, 2020

Double Dumbledore

When a girl is getting dp'd and the guys high five and proclaim "You're a Hairy Wizard!!" The guys also need to be dressed as their favorite Harry Potter characters.

Dude, remember when we pulled a Double Dumbledore on that chick last night?!

by Dinodude90 October 4, 2022

Snape killed Dumbledore

An expression inspired by the 2005 internet fad around the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood prince in which the character Snape kills Dumbledore.

"Snape killed Dumbledore" is closest in meaning to shit happens or I don't give a shit and is is used as an unsympathetic comeback, similar to Jesus wept.

Guy 1: "Balls. I just failed another Calc test. Another, and I'll fail the class."
Guy 2: "Snape killed Dumbledore, you know? You always complain about failing classes, why don't you study for once?"

by Ben Dover! May 26, 2006