digital mumbling

When someone is so inebriated that their texts are garbled, reading like phonetic renderings of a drunken fratboy.

see also, drunk texting

Nikki's texts started out quite coherent, but as the drinks caught up with her, they descended pretty quickly into digital mumbling.

by TheGoddessMaria January 16, 2011

digital transformation

A term passed off as thought leadership by bottom rung B2B software executives in order to sell vaporware to gullible buyers. It is often used alongside other overused or outdated buzz terms like cloud, IoT, smart sensors, 3D printing, AI, machine learning, big data, and mobile. It helps disguise the fact that the company doesn’t know or care about what its customers need, and are incapable of developing offerings that are new, innovative, differentiated, or even of minimal value.

We understand the market pressures you’re facing and that’s why we’re re-imagining the solutions you’re going to need to fuel your next stage of growth, and are committed to partnering with you along your journey and delivering best-in-class solutions that support your digital transformation strategy across the value chain.

by Pavlovian Bell October 30, 2018

Dichtungs Dienstag

Dichtungs Dienstag ˈdɪçtʊŋsˈdi nsta k (or DD) ist einer der wichtigsten Tage der Woche.

Es ist egal was du machen musst, arbeiten, Schule, lernen, an diesem Tag werden keine Ausnahmen gemacht, denn es wird sich gottlos weg gedichtet. Nicht zu verwechseln mit dem Dichtungs Donnerstag der zwei Tage später stattfindet.

Louis: Schau mal welcher Tag heute ist. Is mir egal ob du Abschlussarbeit machst oder was auch immer. Ich will keine Ausreden hören.
Raphi: haha nice one. ja Abends geht schon. da meints einer wohl ernst.
Louis: Es ist Dichtungs Dienstag da gibts kein Spaß

by raidd May 17, 2022

digit day

training your fingers (ex: Alayna Joy on YouTube hardcore training her fingers in order to rock climb)

"Every day is digit day"

by Nekotehkitty October 3, 2022

cheeky digit

The cheeky digit : surprise finger in the butt during a sex act

Izaak gave her the ole cheeky digit Friday night...

by CherryxGow January 11, 2017

Digitize

To have your digits inside someone. To finger aka fingerbang aka fingerblast.

Dude, I was so gonna after I popped that molly. I digitized that girl right on the dance floor.

by HLAUSF March 3, 2015

double digit club

Refers to IQ; any member of the double digit club has (or is assumed to have) an IQ of 99 or below, ie below average. Almost exclusively used as an insult.

"Hey, Becci, you're really a member of the double digit club."
"Huh?"
(Several smart people around Becci start laughing).

by Overand February 12, 2005