The lame assumption that when you drink heavily, it would be an incredibly good idea to start calling people on your cell, because you're in such a stupor that you can't fathom them having anything better to do at 4 am than talk to your stupid, emotional ass.
Jane: I've had three Long Islands in an hour. I should probably call John. I haven't talked to him in so long! (dials John's number)
John: You dumb cunt. Leave me the fuck alone.
John: You dumb cunt. Leave me the fuck alone.
by van tine May 10, 2005
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Friend1: Dude, I called Jessica and told her that I loved her.
Friend2: Are you drunk?
Friend1: Yeah.
Friend2: I told you not to Drink and Dial. Your such a fuckin idiot.
Friend2: Are you drunk?
Friend1: Yeah.
Friend2: I told you not to Drink and Dial. Your such a fuckin idiot.
by HempHill October 16, 2005
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To make a regrettable late night phone call after drinking heavily. These calls are often made by guys to ex-girlfriends or someone they want to date. The result is often embarassment and self-loathing for being a)overly emotional, b)incoherent, or c)creepy
by Paco March 5, 2005
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A nonsense phrase from the Trey Parker/Matt Stone musical The Book of Mormon, intended to sound Ugandan but in fact untranslatable, although "Hasa Diga" means "just tell" in Portuguese and "Eebowai" means "picture ebony" in Japanese. This is a coincidence.
Within the context of the musical, the phrase means "Fuck you, God", and the song in which it occurs is intended to demonstrate the meaningless optimism of believing in God when social atrocities such as AIDS and female genital mutilation occur daily. The song is a parody of the The Lion King song Hakuna Matata.
A nonsense phrase from the Trey Parker/Matt Stone musical The Book of Mormon, intended to sound Ugandan but in fact untranslatable, although "Hasa Diga" means "just tell" in Portuguese and "Eebowai" means "picture ebony" in Japanese. This is a coincidence.
Within the context of the musical, the phrase means "Fuck you, God", and the song in which it occurs is intended to demonstrate the meaningless optimism of believing in God when social atrocities such as AIDS and female genital mutilation occur daily. The song is a parody of the The Lion King song Hakuna Matata.
We've had no rain in several days (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
And eighty percent of us have AIDS (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
Many young girls here get circumcised
Their clits get cut right off (Way oh!)
And so we say up to the sky
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
And eighty percent of us have AIDS (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
Many young girls here get circumcised
Their clits get cut right off (Way oh!)
And so we say up to the sky
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
by G-J-C August 30, 2019
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Back in the 90s, sometimes I'd call Dial-a-Song and I'd hear a new song every time. Too bad they don't do it anymore.
by Sparkling Omelets April 17, 2010
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The message is first placed on social networking like Twitter or message boards like 4Chan. It is then repeated by an individual in multiple posts using multiple accounts over a serious of weeks. Others pick up this message and reinforce it by repeating it. Over time the message works it's way into everyday society.
Due to the repetition of the message in various Outlets over time, the people seeing the message begin to a tribute truth to it. The more the messages repeated the less likely they are to question it. Once the message is adopted is truth it begins to influence Society to the gains of its creators.
The mainstream media does this regularly.
The rise of Pepe or kek from being substanceless to trolling the media Hillary Clinton the 2016 election illustrated the course of engineered dialogue in it society. Due to an organized effort in 2012 across 4Chan - lead by b r9k pol to prove their influence & relevance...and because normies kept steeling their memes
The message is first placed on social networking like Twitter or message boards like 4Chan. It is then repeated by an individual in multiple posts using multiple accounts over a serious of weeks. Others pick up this message and reinforce it by repeating it. Over time the message works it's way into everyday society.
Due to the repetition of the message in various Outlets over time, the people seeing the message begin to a tribute truth to it. The more the messages repeated the less likely they are to question it. Once the message is adopted is truth it begins to influence Society to the gains of its creators.
The mainstream media does this regularly.
The rise of Pepe or kek from being substanceless to trolling the media Hillary Clinton the 2016 election illustrated the course of engineered dialogue in it society. Due to an organized effort in 2012 across 4Chan - lead by b r9k pol to prove their influence & relevance...and because normies kept steeling their memes
The Pepe meme showed how the engineered Dialogue travels from a few obscure message board posts on 4Chan to troll Hillary Clinton in the 2016 election
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My mom's worried about my disturbing thoughts and says I say inappropriate things all the time she does not think that my natural filter works so she sending me to the shrink for brain dialysis.
by Charlie Badass October 14, 2020
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