disingenue

A young woman whose appearance of artless innocence hides a biting insincerity.

The disingenue projected incompetence and bewilderment at the menial tasks of her internship, but only because she felt they were beneath her.

by bluestocking February 25, 2008

fountain dining hall shit

the shit that happens 5 minutes after you eat at the esteemed fountain dining hall at NCSU

Man Bo-Vice i just got done eating like 5 minutes ago and now i guess its time for the fountain dining hall shit

by dasjfhsaduifha September 7, 2007

Worm Diving

The act of a female reaching down a male's pants in a social setting to feel his junk.

Dave knew the cougar wanted him when she came around from the back and started worm diving down his pants.

by wonderweasel April 21, 2008

Skunk Diving

The act of physically inspecting the source of foul smelling pussy, through cunnilingus or fingering.

LOCK IT DOWN PEOPLE IM GOING SKUNK DIVING. IF I DONT COME BACK TELL...TELL MY DAD I ACCEPT HIS APOLOGY

by TheShadowOnTheMoon March 29, 2011

oyster diving

Lesbo Sex

"I don't know where Sasha went."
"She's Oyster Diving with Henrietta."

by AHK222 August 13, 2014

Gnome Diving

The act of shoving a garden gnome up ones urethera.

I'm into gnome diving. That's pretty kinky

by Papa gnoogi August 12, 2016

Shit Divingboard

When hovering over a nasty toilet the poop bounces off your balls before splashing into the toilet

My girl said my balls taste like a shit divingboard

by Asshole110 October 30, 2019