poop dictator

Someone who will come in your bathroom and take your poop even if you are still crapping

Josh is such a poop dictator he did it to me yesterday

by Jblaze17 February 24, 2014

benevolent dictator

1. Leading from authority, without being authoritarian.
2. Commanding absolute loyalty without the merest hint of threats or violence (or even yelling).
4. The kindest, best type of badass.
5. yoda
6. An un-Steve Jobs

Hey man, why's everybody always quiet when gandalf's around? He's jus' an old guy with a stick!

Dude, shut yer ass and hope a benevolent dictator like him sets you right.

by Xena—when I grow up! December 2, 2013

urban dictation

When you have your secretary honey type in all of your urban dictionary entries for you.

Urban Dick: Come on honey, you're a secretary, you type way faster than me. I just hunt and peck. Please do some urban dictation for me.

Urban Dictationer: Okay, okay! Gaahhhd!

by Urban Dixie May 31, 2006

Race dictator

A uppity person who dictates race.

Spike Lee is a race dictator.

by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012

Trap dictator

a girl who is power-hungry, likes giving head but also likes having the power to bite the guy’s dick if he has done something that she doesn’t like. She is so hot that some guys will hook up with her despite knowing she is crazy and could bite his dick. She will get into flings with guys and threaten to bite their dick while giving him head if they don't buy her flowers and chocolate. She pretty much is in control of all the boys in town and gets whatever she wants.

That chick is so hot, too bad she is a trap dictator

by kswagstar July 17, 2015

worst dictator

Vladolf Putler

Vladolf putler is the worst dictator ever

by UrLocalSeagull May 10, 2023

midget dictator

A tiny human with the intense desire to rule everything and everyone around them.

She is such a midget dictator

by Hotmamats December 20, 2016