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dickmatized

when a person ignores the fact that the man they are dating is an asshole/abusive/worthless because they just want to be in a relationship or just want the sex. its the converse of the term pussy-whipped.
"see, a woman who's dickmatized says shit like 'oh, no no, he don't be hitting me, i just be walking into the punches and shit.' now thats dickmatized" -- Sommore
by Chrissstopher September 28, 2005
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dickbeaters

dickbeaters(plural)

A slang term for your hands, when used for masturbation.

dickbeater(singular)

A slang term for a man or woman that masturbates to excess.
Johnnies dickbeaters were slippery from the KY and he dropped the remote.(plural)

Keep your dickbeaters out of the ice chest.(plural)

Dave is a real dickbeater, he jacks it five times a day.(singular)

Debbie is a dickbeater, she gives handjobs to just about anyone. (feminine singular)
by FYGITA July 21, 2009
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Dick-Meat Sammy

(noun) Short for dick-meat sandwhich, which is anything relating to the dick meat(penis, wiener, cock, etc.)
"come get some dick-meat sammy"

"that bitch was hungry so I fed her the dick-meat sammy"
by ZedIzDeAd420 June 30, 2009
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Dickmatized

Yo this bitch will do anything her man say. She's dickmatized.
by It's me bitchhh July 16, 2017
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dickreation

The activity of one boo to another boo. Providing sexual services without attachment.
"I went out with that guy just for dickreation"

"that you for providing dickreational services!"
by Benjamin Roberts July 5, 2006
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Dickmatic

Dickmatic is opposite of automatic.

When a man cant get laid and must manually simulate to stimulate his desire to bust a fucking nutella on or in anything their sexual imagination can concock. There is always an option of it being done like mammals, as they do on the Dickscovery Channel! it is considered Dickmatic.
The lonely man walks aimlessly long after last call looking for stragglers, in fear of the realization that he will have a dickmatic experience.

The dickmatic addict, was caught raw handed watching a midget fuckin a rabbit because its a habbit.

The dickmatic requirement is to have a set of extremities including a dick all sizes will dickmatic!! have fun dicking mattically
by The Septic Sinnerz September 6, 2013
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dickmatized

To be extremely fond of the cock. To love the dick, to want the dick,to have the dick,to be one with the dick. happy go lucky,optimistic all from the magic stick.
starr stopped being a cunt to everyone, and started being really nice and sweet, she is hella dickmatized
by starrlp January 10, 2008
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