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dickfacemagee

a polite word for a teacher who makes a bad decision.
Mr.Jones is such a dickfacemagee, he got me expelled for writing "i hate math" up on the board. he's a science teacher!
by helmethead101 January 14, 2008
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Dickage

to take a male humans dick and pwn a female humans vagina.
"There is some serious dickage going on in their room."
by Quagalicious-Louise-Negra August 19, 2009
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dickfarmer

by Anonymous August 6, 2003
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dickfart

dickfart is the term used to describe the air bubbles that leak with cum from the head of the penis after ejaculation..
" jim is having a dickfart, as the cum bubbles drip"
by Cuntessa August 30, 2008
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dickface

a deroggatory term, similar to asshole, used in great anger. It's not used to literally suggest that someone's face looks like a penis, but rather just an angry exclamation.
Boy: *grabs Girl's butt*
Girl: Ack! You dickface!
by Katani March 8, 2005
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Dickbag

A mix of someone acting like a douchebag and a dickhead. Therefore, a Dickbag. Meant as an insult, if someone takes it as a compliment, that means they're more fucked up in the brain.
"My ex is such a dickbag for cheating on me"

"that girl really needs to shut up an stop being such a dickbag."

"Why must our teacher be such a dickhead??"
by Country_girl February 25, 2013
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dickface

What chef Ramsay will call you when you bring a chewed up bit of dog food to the pass and screw up Ben's special.
Gordon: Is that a chewed up bit of chicken from the dog? Here. That's your special. Yeah, have a word with him, yeah? He's given up. Your special has now become not very special thanks to dickface there. Hurry up, Giovanni!
Giovanni: Yeah, but I'm not dickface, chef.
Gordon: Yeah, say that again?!
Giovanni: I said I'm not dickface, chef!
Gordon: Yeah, you're pissed, are you? Not as fucking- Look at me, LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES!! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM!! YOU FUCKIN' ARE!! DONKEY!!
Giovanni: No.
Gordon: Because right now, I don't give a fuck! DICKFACE!
Gordon: You're sending shit, and you're trying to get away with it! Now I'm ready for an argument! SENDING ME THAT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!
Gordon: And you want to get all sensitive! You want to get all fucking negative!
Giovanni: No, chef!
Gordon: Look at me, look at me, you send me shit like that, take your jacket and FUCK OFF!
Giovanni: Yes, chef!
Gordon: I'm not sending that shit, "chef!"
Giovanni: No, chef. Sorry, chef.

Gordon: That's the well done one. And look at me, I think you're too fucked to get upset with me, you don't give a fuck what I call you. This is not personal, this is professional! That personal was a piece of shit, now pull it back!!
Giovanni: Yes, chef.
Gordon: DICKFACE!
by its raw you donkey! September 8, 2020
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