dickstrackted

A person who thinks about dick 24/7

Did you see Tasha? Man that hoe is dickstrackted!

by shaniquajackson August 5, 2014

Dickstracting

When a women makes you lose your train of thought by wearing or saying something sexual.

-cpm

Uh....what was I saying? Your outfit is really dickstracting me.

by Seymoore March 1, 2017

Dick Tracy

To trace your penis on someone's face.

Hey man! Ted is totally passed out! Let's Dick Tracy him!

by TopperBottoms September 26, 2017

dickstracted

what happens when something pretty, sexy, cute, tasty, etc passes the senses of someone with a dick

alternative use

the the loss of attention due to a dick

man shes got me all dickstracted

damn missy you so dickstracting

by kiddzfopres February 19, 2009

Dickcrazy

This happens when a chick goes from being with one guy sexually to just being with anyone.
Unlike a hoenormally you don't see it coming. She just descides to think about nothing except for dick!
Tends to disreguard everything and everyone til she has had her fill.
This tends to happen alot in military towns. Mostly when there are alot of marines around. And like the Desert Yeti and Wilderdonkey, you can find these girls in their different stages lingering around places like The Stumps, Break N Run, and Yucca Valley Wal Mart.

"Man she was such a good girl, what happened to her? What would make her turn into such a hoe"
"What? You didn't know?" "That bitch went dickcrazy!"

by n2deepamy July 13, 2009

Dicktracted

When one’s mind wanders, forgetting daily tasks, friends and obligations because of a Richard. Often results in close friends asking for proof of life.

I’m so sorry I missed your wedding, I was dicktracted!

by Exlimey March 7, 2026

Dick Tracy

When you rub one out, then touch your face without washing your hands, and end up giving yourself Pink Eye. AKA Private Eye. Risk is elevated with ass play.

I just needed a release, but I ended up Dick Tracy'ing myself and had to go to urgent care.

by CondoleezzaBryce June 2, 2025