Dick Cheese 

Old, sticky semen. Used as a way to make your friends laugh whenever you call them it.

"HEY WHAT'S UP DICK CHEESE!"

Dick Cheese by Friend Machine Broke November 15, 2017

Dick Cheese 

A 'code word' used in the place of 'handjob' so others don't know what one is talking about.

Someone would use this word to be sneaky aroimd others about what they're going to do or what they're going to receive.

The word is used in a sexual manner, but when used, others around won't understand what the true meaning is. People will often think of the true definition of the word, which throws them even further off of the subject. This means that the word can be used around pretty much anyone, without giving away the true subject.

Male 1: "Yeah, she was able to give me some dick cheese in the backseat of my car last night."
Male 2: "Dude, that's awesome!"

- - - - - - - - - -

Female: "Want some dick cheese tonight?"
Male: "Definitely."

Dick Cheese by GalaxyKitten November 7, 2018

dick cheese 

what happens when you make your boyfriend nut and he doesn’t clean it up

yeah, he wanted me to clean up his dick cheese & i said maybe later 😎

dick cheese by pink bag November 25, 2019

dick cheese 

Jello like build up found in urinal pipes that smells horrendous. May also take the form of slime and cottage cheese. Caused by thick yellow piss due to lack of hydration.

I'm not gonna drink any water so i can dick cheese up my urinal pipes!

dick cheese by Mr. Dick Cheese July 5, 2009

dick cheese 

When you get sweaty and the sweat dries around your dick.

After running I had a good case of the dick cheese!

dick cheese by dsac 101 August 31, 2010

dick cheese 

a.the residue left on the tip of your penis after intercoarse b. when you catch some funky shit from a chick that makes your penis oose, what appears to be, cheese

Guy: We shouldn't have fucked those hookers last night Greg. Guy2: Why do you say that Bill?
Guy: Because I woke this morning to some serious dick cheese : (

dick cheese by flicaflaca1416 January 22, 2009

Dick Cheese 

Otherwise known as sperm, skeet, jizz, and/or spooge.

I shot my dick cheese all over Kyle's mom.

Dick Cheese by Shmell from Htown December 25, 2007