Detective

A police officer who has surpassed his counterparts and has a God given gift to do police work. One who drags demons out into the light. There is a reason their badges are gold and not silver, it's called cunning, slick, smart, dedicated, hard working, inquisitive, tactful, clever, cream of the crop and intimidating, just a few adjectives that describe Detectives. A Detective is a high caliber police officer assigned to investigate all crimes including major crimes, they are "go to" guys who figure things out and solve problems. Men of Gold

"It wasn't a regular cop that called me it was a Detective!"

"This is serious, Call the detectives"

"The Detective solved the crime"

by BobbyA4 November 14, 2013

spleen detector

A crude wooden elongated device operated by many of the police forces around the world. It's intensity of use varies from region to region. Has found world wide application in the field of soccer riots.

(The reality of the spleen detector)
Cop: You look kinda suspicous! Methinks I should get the spleeny detectah!

#CRUNCH#

Individual: *Oooph* *Moan*

Cop :Yup it is, I mean was there all right.

by n008a April 12, 2009

Detente

Alittlebitboringthrash band with great vocalist and BIG sunglasses, not Emperor sunglasses, always big sunglasses, cool band.

Fenriz of Darkthrone loves Detente because of their great vocalist and their big sunglasses.

by vislaetitia September 1, 2011

deghettofying

to make a ghetto less ghetto

money was poured into the ghetto neighborhoods, this action resulted in deghettofying.

by fritsch May 7, 2008

Detention provention

When you suck off the principal to get out of detention

Dad - did you get a detention

U - yes
Dad - why aren't you there
U - cause I blew him
Dad- so you got detention provention

by Daddies malk November 11, 2018

no duh detective

Nicer way of sayin no shit sherlock. Used commonly at my school by the youngsters.

Nerd- Man..i really do suck. I need a LIFE!

Kool dude- No duh detective

by R@nd0m March 4, 2008

paper cut detector

Hand sanitizer

Yikes! Paper cut detector! Go easy on the hand sanitizer.

by MikeInDC December 14, 2020