on the 12th month of all years, all men across the world shall reward their no nut november efforts by an event known as destroy dick december. one the first day they nut once, on the second twice and so on. by the middle of the month their hair will glow, by the end of the month they will be a floating orb of light
by helloiamgay November 4, 2018
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Bitch: Woah slow down I can't handle that massive meat!
Dude: I don't give a fuck, I'm a Cunt Destroyer
Dude: I don't give a fuck, I'm a Cunt Destroyer
by Croyer October 14, 2013
Get the Cunt Destroyer mug.Destroy Dick December is a reward for those men (definitely men at this point) who make it through the No Nut November challenge. Destroy Dick December is where you must bust a nut according to what day of December it is (e.g. if it's 6th of December, you must nut 6 times in that one day, if it's the 14th, you must nut 14 times, so on). It is the most gruelling task any man could carry out, and if you succeed in making it all the way through Destroy Dick December, you are officially crowned "King of the Nuts".
Friend 1 - "Bruh, *insert name* didn't make it past day 3 of Destroy Dick December, it's kinda disappointing."
Friend 2 - "Don't worry, my brother didn't even get past day 16 on No Nut November..."
Friend 1 - "My Uncle has been bragging about how when he was 16, he was crowned "King of the Nuts."
Friend 2 - "You have big, big shoes to fill, my dude."
Friend 2 - "Don't worry, my brother didn't even get past day 16 on No Nut November..."
Friend 1 - "My Uncle has been bragging about how when he was 16, he was crowned "King of the Nuts."
Friend 2 - "You have big, big shoes to fill, my dude."
by ESB275 December 13, 2018
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"We better hit up Lowes and stock up on sheds."
"Why?"
"I heard Sherman is a Shed Destroyer."
Shead Head shed shit
"Why?"
"I heard Sherman is a Shed Destroyer."
Shead Head shed shit
by Official Ginger July 9, 2010
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Get the D4RK DESTROYER mug.Blake's way of saying he is about to take a massive shit. In order to completely destroy the toilet, first you need to eat alot of spicy foods like buffalo chicken wings, chili, and Taco Bell food with alot of Diablo sauce. Second, wait a few hours later for the stuff to digest. Last of all, spend about a half hour on the toilet, then shit all over the toilet bowl and squeeze out a huge hunk of a turd. In the end, your stomach will feel better, but your ass would be sore for a while.
Blake: "I'll be right back. I gotta destroy the toilet."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."
by rosenovarocks June 2, 2020
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Friend - What is it?
Me - It’s DestroyerSpy and her grandkid
Friend - Awww, that’s adorable.
Friend - What is it?
Me - It’s DestroyerSpy and her grandkid
Friend - Awww, that’s adorable.
by miniikiwi December 31, 2022
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