darryl yap

(n.)
Other term for Portable Document Format (PDF File)

Pa-send nga sa’kin ng darryl yap tungkol sa Martial Law.

by ampokikonakulayrosas March 29, 2022

Muffin Top Derby

A Muffin Top Derby is an event that occurs when two or more morbidly obese people in fat scooters fight over something. Although the first Muffin Top Derby occurred in an Oklahoma Walmart over a box of Twinkies in 2009 venues have grown and there are a reported 7000 Muffin Top Derbys nationwide annually, occurring in Walmarts, McDonalds, Burger Kings, Wendys, and Taco Bells. At first Muffin Top Derbys were occurrences of nature, but now they have become more organized with betting, planned events, and some have even petitioned for an official league to cater to the large and... err, large. Unfortunately there has been resistance to this new sport in many states, leading to bans in number of Countys and Towns. This resistance is one of the reasons an organized Muffin Top Leauge ( MTL ) has not been created. Muffin Top Derbys can be observed in pop culture such as South Park, and Family Guy.

Never get between an American and their Twinke.

Guy 1: Did you see that Muffin Top Derby last night at Walmart?
Guy 2: Yeah, I lost an assload of money. I could have sworn that the Lard Dragon was going to win...
Guy 1: My bet is on the Twinke Bandito.
Guy 3: McDominator FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by IanPeterFreeley April 27, 2015

Derrek

A very laid back & optimistic individual. This person can be spontaneous and impulsive at times but appreciates organization & some structure while always seeing new opportunities that while allow him freedom and independence.

Derreks have been defined as action-oriented and strong, ready to lead and inspire, although stubborn at times.

He is generous when it comes to the people he cares about and make friends with just about anyone— but only has a handful that he actually trusts.

Also they are known to be amazing drivers, despite what you may hear.

Derrek also has great taste in music, can be a nerd (but in a cute way), talented, strong and smart (but can be a dodo at times). He's very genuine and will do anything to make the people around him happy.

He's artistic, a passionate lover, kind-hearted, and quite the catch. He's not ashamed to admit he has a soft side and tends to wear his emotions on his sleeve.

“I can't tell if Derrek is just trying to be funny, or if he really is just a dodo.”

by Milk Makes The Cookie Wet July 31, 2019

Derpy

Ridiculous; Random; Silly usually to describe another person or image.

That picture looks really derpy.

by CJK909 January 13, 2015

Dirt Derby

The perfect evening marked by hours of extended and enjoyable anal sex.

John: Hey brohhh! How was your date with Tonya.
Roger: It was great yo! She's wild. We had a Dirt Derby.
John: Lucky you. All I got this weekend was a Winter Granny Handy.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2015

Derryl

A Derryl is a rare breed, if you come across a Derryl know you're in good company, Derryl-caring, loving, funny,cute, calls a spade a spade, loves to drink

Look there's a Derryl, what a mystical creature. Lets get a photo

by Lickerclan June 6, 2016

Derby Widow

The girlfriends, boyfriends and spouses of Roller Derby Girls call themselves “Derby Widows”. The term originates from the fact that Roller Derby is a sport as well as a faith-based initiative and can be very time consuming, leaving ones life partner "widowed".

If you are a girl dating a Derby Girl, don’t try and fight it. You will probably become one too.

If you're a guy dating a Roller girl, either accept your derby widow status, or try to support her by supporting the league as a volunteer.

"When she became a Roller Girl, I became a Derby Widow"

by Vixhen Kill-Her August 1, 2012