by Colon Farrell March 30, 2015
Get the Derpmug. by alekinchains January 4, 2008
Get the Derpmug. The word derp actually derives from the acronym D.E.R.P which stands for the "Disgruntled Employee Retaliation Program" and is used when you are intentionally causing a job related derp. Derping is considered a verb.
The act of "derping" or "D.E.R.P-ing" can either be physical or verbal in nature and is always done intentionally... or maybe not if you're lucky.
The act of "derping" or "D.E.R.P-ing" can either be physical or verbal in nature and is always done intentionally... or maybe not if you're lucky.
Examples of derping are as follows:
1. Peter, Samir and I took the company car to lunch yesterday and in the act of derping we almost had all four wheels of the car off the ground. It was awesome!!!
2. You hate your job so much that you keep breaking the copy machine intenionally, but of course nobody knows this. ...Unfortunately, this will often lead you to overhear the statement "I hate this printer it never freaking works."
3. Someone hates their job at the Hamburger Hut so much that they like to tell people Hamburger Hut undercooks the beef patties just so people won't eat there.
1. Peter, Samir and I took the company car to lunch yesterday and in the act of derping we almost had all four wheels of the car off the ground. It was awesome!!!
2. You hate your job so much that you keep breaking the copy machine intenionally, but of course nobody knows this. ...Unfortunately, this will often lead you to overhear the statement "I hate this printer it never freaking works."
3. Someone hates their job at the Hamburger Hut so much that they like to tell people Hamburger Hut undercooks the beef patties just so people won't eat there.
by meesolab November 17, 2010
Get the Derpmug. (Origin: This word was first used to my knowledge seven years ago when a friend of mine renamed an enemy in a video game from Dorp to Derp because it sounded funny.)
Noun
1: A stupid or incompetent person who believes that they are intelligent.
(I.E. President Bush)
2: A pathetic or unworthy adversary or opponent.
Verb
1: An intentionally stupid joke or action used to create a self-parody.
2: An easily aviodable mistake or flaw that is not addressed until it is too late to alter or fix.
Noun
1: A stupid or incompetent person who believes that they are intelligent.
(I.E. President Bush)
2: A pathetic or unworthy adversary or opponent.
Verb
1: An intentionally stupid joke or action used to create a self-parody.
2: An easily aviodable mistake or flaw that is not addressed until it is too late to alter or fix.
Noun:
<i>1: Man, our President is such a derp.
2: Those derps never stood a chance against me.</i>
Verb:
<i>1: That joke was such a derp.
2: I really did not see the derp in my plan until it was too late.</i>
<i>1: Man, our President is such a derp.
2: Those derps never stood a chance against me.</i>
Verb:
<i>1: That joke was such a derp.
2: I really did not see the derp in my plan until it was too late.</i>
by Cheesus Crust January 16, 2004
Get the Derpmug. by anmarie November 30, 2010
Get the Derpmug. noun- A slang phrase to say or include when the topic being discussed is random, funny, or really stupid to the point that it is hilarious.
"I'm publishing this really funny picture of a chicken"
"You should caption it with derp, that will make it at least 5 times funnier!"
"You should caption it with derp, that will make it at least 5 times funnier!"
by DerpyCoal March 5, 2015
Get the Derpmug. verb
1. To smoke cannabis.
2. To inhale the smoke or vapor of cannabis or to consume and edible form of cannabis (brownie, cookie, etc.).
noun
1. Cannabis.
2. A joint or blunt containing cannabis.
1. To smoke cannabis.
2. To inhale the smoke or vapor of cannabis or to consume and edible form of cannabis (brownie, cookie, etc.).
noun
1. Cannabis.
2. A joint or blunt containing cannabis.
by heroofguitar322 November 12, 2011
Get the Derpmug.