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Drone Parenting

The act of parenting in a manner in which you are so far up your own kid's ass that you lose your identity, or ability to function in a reasonable, rational and otherwise non-destructive way.
I used to worry about being supportive of my kid, but then I saw Christy and her drone parenting style - I'm alright letting little Jonny entertain himself a while.
by Snarky_Minotaur October 30, 2014
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Phone Drone

a person that hardly ever looks up from their phone.
Person1: *Looks at their phone doing shit for like 1 hour straight without looking up*
Person2: phone drone...
by 7oSeven September 12, 2020
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drone

drone(n): A drone is someone who follows an ideology or some other form of idealization blindlessly and uncritically.

The nouns original meaning is used in context with "social" insects, which are ordered into a hive structure. In an insect hive, drones are the workers - the ones gathering food, building the hive - in short: maintaining the hive, controlled by the queen, if not by some common instinctual fellowship and hierarchal order.
You're all a bunch of music industry drones.

Where is that drone-brother of yours? Still hanging around the arcade?
by Salomon August 16, 2004
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PR Drone

A good looking, well dressed, but fairly dim - and usually female - person who works in a marketing or PR department, obsessed with such useless concepts as "branding" and "synergy".

See Marketing.
"If that god-damned PR Drone doesn't stop asking me stupid questions I'm going to delete her entire work for the past three months."

"Maths is hard. That's why I changed to a marketing degree."
by Aye Right September 25, 2007
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Deron Miller

sex god. a hero. very talented man.
sssoooo hot, want to touch the hiney!
by megan June 18, 2004
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Deron

Deron is your typical average guy but way smarter and knows what he wants in life. Can be a pessimist at times, but still a lovable, caring, trust worthy, kind individual with a big heart
I would marry Deron if i had the chance
by Nxque October 8, 2020
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Diversity Drone

Anyone who mindlessly adheres to the diversity creed.

Prone to Drone: Self-identified 'liberals'; moralistic vigilantes; anthropology majors.

Life cycle: Many people assimilate into drone-life after discovering that diversity is the solution to world conflict, becoming so obsessed with this ideal that their personality merges with the Hive-Mind. This causes them to engage in stereotyped and predictable behaviors such as: obtaining student leadership positions, becoming obstinately opposed to stereotypes, and becoming hateful towards the imagined Oppressor. Drones typically die off after obtaining jobs in the outside world.

How to recognize a drone: Drones can often be heard buzzing about "ethnic identity", "tolerance", and "multiculturalism", esp. when pressed about their comprehension of diversity. You won't find a depth of knowledge here, only the clever wielding of words to shame and demonize. Do not threaten further. Drones command the power of a guilty Nation.
"This modern dance performance is really pissing me off, it's ethnocentric and racist! What's with all of them having dark skin? It's not like ALL Ethiopian people have dark skin! I'm going to make a facebook group protesting the unjust portrayal of minority Ethiopian people in modern dance."
-words of a diversity drone
by nohbodyatall February 27, 2009
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