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Denim Tension

Superior crotch protection formed by tension in the groin of your jeans, which is frequently a result of spread legs.
"Sorry man i didn't mean to hit you in the nuts with that tennis ball"
"It's all good man I had denim tension"
by cowtools February 9, 2010
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Denim Bandit

An enormous penis that robs all of your jean space.
Cindy gazed at Chester's Denim Bandit as he sauntered past her in the halls.
by Chester Raul Julia Copperpot December 11, 2010
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denim ripsaw

When your jeans ride up in your crotch, and irritate your taint.
Man, I walked around the mall so much yesterday, I got a denim ripsaw
by lord_jefe May 30, 2006
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Denim trap

When one maliciously wears a perfectly fitting pair of jeans to fool another into thinking they have an amazing ass. Which in reality they don’t, but this can only be discovered when its to late.
Chris: Well how was she?
Mike: Little bit of false advertising.
Chris Denim trap?
Mike: Denim trap.
by M Greenie December 9, 2008
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Denim goth

A type of alternative style, a mix between indie and goth. Unlike the pastel goth and the bubble goth, a denim goth may dip between both indie and goth styles and mix. They often mix Gothic footwear, jewelry, make up and various clothing items with denim jackets, floral prints, over sized jumpers and a pair of denim shorts.
Jon: hey sara, you look mismatched today
Sara: it's called Denim goth
by Masternoodle January 20, 2013
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Denyz

She is the most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She loves playfulness but not as much as she embodies elegance. She sometimes tend to be reserved but becomes your best friend eventually. She is a great listener and will give you an advice that will become your life motto. She is often undecisive for she likes to observe the bigger picture of a situation. She is caring, wise, sensitive, intelligent, and beautiful inside and out.
If you ever meet a Denyz, never let go of her.

I want to be a Denyz someday.
by imcutethankyou January 26, 2019
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Operation Deny Christmas

A military deployment or assignment causing a family separation during the holidays.
We're sending Capt Snuffy to Saudi on 10 December so that will be Operation Deny Christmas for him and his family.
by Lt. Dingo December 29, 2008
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