Denmark 

A country that doesn't exist

Aliens are just like Denmark, they don't exist.

Denmark by Swedish Pagan March 10, 2020

Denmark 

Hell

DANSKJÄVLARR!!! (DANISH FUCKS!!!) Had to include the word Denmark here to publish this.

Denmark by Schweden Schweden November 29, 2020

Denmark 

A piece of shit country with a garbage language filled with shitty people who will throw sports games to spite smaller countries who are counting on them winning to progress.

A: Did you hear about what Denmark did to Iceland in the handball tournament?
B: Yeah, I'm so glad the Spaniards kicked their asses the next game

Denmark by MidnightMage January 30, 2022

DenMark 

He is such a sweet and funny and goofy guy. He is the best person in the world and he always has such positive vibes. He is so funny and is so nice to everyone in sight. He always looks out for you whether you're his enemy, his lover (Salote), his best friend or anyone. He is so sweet to everyone and he can be really friendly.

"Who helped you yesterday?"
"DenMark"
"Well he must be nice!"

DenMark by gangstachickpoly March 6, 2022

Denmark 

It´s a yuuki country, if it even exists.

Fucking Denmark

Denmark by Jdmsweden960 May 5, 2022

Denmark 

These people are the best, smart generous, and very friendly to fellow people. Very Responsible, good in decision makings!, biggest D u can ever see!

Hi Im Denmark from the Imperyo of Denmark.

Denmark by Dm u know meh May 17, 2022

Denmark 

The greatest country in the world, where we drink at 13 and have sex at 15, regardless of nationality you can live here (exept swedes).

Guy 1: So where did you go for your vacation
Guy 2: denmark
Guy 1: Great to hear.
Guy 3: Im Swedish (another word for Gay)

Denmark by Nuski15 July 2, 2022