Delusional simper

A classic simp who tries to hide that he is in fact the major simp. This is done by calling other people simp constantly creating an anti simp stance. Only smart people know how to spot a delusional simp.

Walle is calling Benne out for simping when he is innocent and Walle is in fact simping 24/7. Walle is being a delusional simper.

by Svennebanana February 16, 2021

delusional bitch

Someone that's always worried or freaking out about something irrational or someone who's just stupid

Yo, i hope she's okay.. she hasn't responded to my texts in 5 minutes man
"nigga you's a delusional bitch"

Ya so like, 2 + 5 ISN'T 9???
"hoe wtf you're a delusional bitch"

by needsometix April 29, 2023

delusional minority

When radical extremists, such as the tea party, think they are following the will of a majority of the people. The tea party thinks a lower credit rating, a government shutdown and total gridlock in Washington are all the will of the people. The delusional minority does not seem to notice the approval rating of Congress is at an all time low! The real will of the majority of Americans is for Congress to do their job!

The delusional minority thinks a government shutdown is the way to get what they want and they believe the majority of the Americans agree. WTF?

by luckyblackcat13 December 07, 2013

delusional dumbass

A delusional dumbass is one that finds joy in making up new words, phrases, or jokes that have no relevancy, nor intellectual influence.

Synonyms include, but are not limited to: Dylan Reilly, Kanye West, & Donald Trump.

Damn, the delusional dumbass really upped their game when they made up the word "Magnormous".

by lololalaloca February 28, 2021

Delusional Fuck

Referenced as #delusional, but used to insult people at the same time.

You raped her so hard that you dont even remember it you delusional fuck!

Man you drank 10 beers yesterday, dont you remember you delusional fuck?

by baseball_mom69 May 28, 2018

delusional attachment

a made up thing by people on kinstagram so that they can get kin points and harass doubles

nagitocervixpuncher: i am kokichi ouma irl. this is not a kin or a delusional attachment ! i am simply me <3 doubles can k!!^Y##S!!

by kinstagram goddess August 15, 2023

Delusional Fan

People who believe that Michigan will beat Alabama in 2012

MK-this time next year the tide is gonna get rolled by BIG BLUE!

Me-Man, you are such a delusional fan!!

by RTR28 September 22, 2011