Delontè

A genuinely handsome masterpiece that thrives in intellegence and style.

There lacks a healthy number of Delontès in the world nowadays

by DiscreetDanny April 24, 2017

Tom DeLonge

Tom DeLonge, born on December 13th 1975, is a founding member of the bands blink-182, box car racer and angels and airwaves. He grew up in Poway, CA. Tom believes strongly in aliens--very strongly--and bought a computer for the soul purpose of looking up alien websites. He believes he was abducted and anally probed .. on purpose. His stage nickname is "Hott Pants." He's married (unfortunately) to his highschool sweetheart, Jen Jenkins and they have a daughter named Ava. He married Jen on May 26, 2001 after proposing to her while she was sleeping on their tour bus. He currently lives in Encinitis, CA. He was introduced to his best friend, Mark Hoppus, by Mark's sister Anne who wrote the book, "Tales From Beneath Your Mom," about her brother's band. Tom costarred in the movies The Urethra Chronicles 1 and 2 and made a guest appearence, along with band members, Travis Barker and Mark Hoppus, in American Pie. In high school he was kicked out for being drunk at a highschool basketball (possibly football) game. He was forced to go to Rancho Bernardo High. He was later admitted back into his high school and was voted prom king, which angered his school's officials greatly. The song "Dick Lips" was written about this event. Blink-182 is currently on hiatus since 2005 to "spend more time with their families", but Box Car Racer broke up one year after their first album "Box Car Racer" because Travis and Tom were both in the band and Mark felt alienated. Tom didn't want his best friend to feel this way, so the band split up and their website, boxcarracer.com was taken down. It has since then been put back up and the Angels and Airwaves first CD is expected out soon. A blink's greatest hits album is also expected out soon. Blink was the original name of blink-182 because Tom likes short verbs. But, they were sued by an Irish techno band also called blink and though many rumors were made for the reason of the "182" it is in fact just a random number to avoid law suit. Blink's produced the following CDs: Flyswatter, Buddha, Cheshire Cat, Dude Ranch, Enema of the State, The Mark Tom and Travis Show, Take Off Your Pants and Jacket, and blink-182/self-titled/untitled. Aside from being a big gross pervert with his buddies, Tom is the sexiest man on earth and the funniest and best guitarist and singer in the world. I have been inspired by him and all of his bands (of course ... that's why i know this much by heart!!) and I will always love him.

Me: Tom DeLonge is the sexiest, most amazing man on earth!

You: YEAH!

by Tom DeLonge_Lover July 20, 2008

deconus

One who's a smart ass, the one, the only, the original smart ass

Wow, that guy over there's a deconus!

Sarcastically spearking guy:
Guy 1: Whoa, that guy over there think's he's such a deconus, he is soooo smart that no one could ever be on his level, wow what a comeback, you freaking deconus!

Guy 2: I concur

by SweetK January 3, 2009

Decontent

Auto industry term for removing features from upcoming model years, usually to save money.

"Auto manufacturers have begun to decontent passenger side lock cylinders, as power locks and RKE have made them redundant."

by Raptor9458 July 20, 2009

deconflict

Avoiding mutual interference by allocating time and assets to avoid conflict (collisions, double booking, over-stretching resources etc.).

The term is most commonly used by the military and engineers.

If you have a one lane street with two direction of traffic going through it, the drivers cannot go in both directions at the same time. Drivers can deconflict by taking turns. Three cars go one way, then three cars go the other way.

by Apeiron0 September 15, 2010

Delonghi

The art of pleasuring a woman's vagina with the use of "just one finger!" As the commercial suggests..

Dude, I totally gave that bitch the Delonghi last night! she bled everywhere!

"What the fuck is that nightmare?!"

"Just one finger!"

by goz1993 October 24, 2016

Tom Delonge

His birth name Thomas Matthew. Born December 13, 1975. He is the guitarist and one of the two lead vocalists for the pop punk band Blink 182. Bands he's associated with are AVA (Angels and Airwaves) Blink 182 (Currently making music), and Box Car Racer. Before being a musician he wanted to be a firefighter. His parents divorced when he was eighteen. DeLonge was kicked out of High School during his junior year (1991) after being caught drunk at a school basketball game. But DeLonge graduated from high school in 1993. Tom Delonge is a handsome man and a Idol.

Tom Delonge Mark Hoppus Travis Barker Blink 182 AVA Angels and Airwaves Box Car Racer Blink Thomas Matthew Pop punk

by ZombiesSTD January 25, 2012