Bruce: I took a shit last night that was so bad, the power grid went down for 30 minutes
Lisa: I believe you just engaged in some classic Self-Deprecating Defacating
Lisa: I believe you just engaged in some classic Self-Deprecating Defacating
by Urban humor May 23, 2019
Get the Self-Deprecating Defacating mug.The time at which you're waiting to use the bathroom to go poop and someone is currently using the toilet.
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by fruity_bxtch April 27, 2022
Get the MY MENTAL HEALTH IS GREATLY DEPLETING ! ! ! mug.The feeling one gets after all the parental hype of your life gets swept away by reality. Usually after hichschool when you are no longer the most popular and the only college to accept you is Lost Dog Community College or Drunken State Univ. Also experienced after college when you realize- you are not going to be drafted by a pro sports team, no one cares where you graduated from, and your loans total 85K and your job pays 26K a year.
Mark: What's up. Haven't seen you since highschool. Did you finish Harvard?
John: I never got accepted. I'm going to DSU.
Mark: Oh. Still shooting for the NFL?
John: I got a busted knee. I'm majoring in business now.
Mark: Wow, sounds tough. Your parents are still proud though. You won state in highschool and that'll last forever.
John: I'm gonna go, I don't feel so hot.
Mark: It's ok your experiencing deflation.
John: I never got accepted. I'm going to DSU.
Mark: Oh. Still shooting for the NFL?
John: I got a busted knee. I'm majoring in business now.
Mark: Wow, sounds tough. Your parents are still proud though. You won state in highschool and that'll last forever.
John: I'm gonna go, I don't feel so hot.
Mark: It's ok your experiencing deflation.
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They pretend to be someone they're not so when people don't like them it doesn't bother them because, hey, it's not them.
They pretend to be someone they're not so when people don't like them it doesn't bother them because, hey, it's not them.
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