Deez nutz

You got somthing in the mail it is deez nutz!!!! Ha gottiii!!!!!
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Suck Deez Nutz

A phrase commonly used in the hood. Usually used over the phone, but you don't need to. It means to suck someone's nuts.
by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011
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Flag deez nutz

The appropriate reaction to whenever some faggy cockshitter on reddit or urbandictionary or twitter or facebook or whatever website wants to flag your content for being "offensive"
"You can't type out that stuff about Black Lives Matter on reddit like that! You'll get flagged!" - Some faggot
"Flag deez nutz!" - Me
by EggFuYungAtHeart January 29, 2022
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Deez Nutz Day

On July 13th, everybody has to annoy everyone with Deez Nutz jokes for the whole day.
Guy 1: There's no way......

Guy 2: No way what?

Guy 1: No way Deez Nutz can fit in yo mouth!

Guy 1: Haha can't believe you fell for it on Deez Nutz Day
by JScape July 10, 2021
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Deez Nutz For Real

A variation of Deez Nutz of people who appreciate the original joke and know it isn't originally from the vine of "Deez Nutz Got eem!" For those who don't know. The phrase was used, but became popular in Dr Dre's first solo album The Chronic (1993). In which there was a song entitled "Deez Nutz" was featured. In which the intro features Dre's half brother Warren G tell a Deez Nutz joke. Also "Got Eem" comes from the same album on the track "F*ck Wit Dre Day (And Everybody Is Celebrating". Now the world knows the truth.
Steven: "Hey dude guess what? ... Deez Nutz! Ha Got eem!"

Josh: "Man you don't know Deez Nutz For Real so shut your mouth!"
by TheyCallMeBoBo August 10, 2016
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Yusuffocate on deez nutz

A joke to say to or about anybody who is known as “Yusuf”. It is also a good burn to someon who goes by this name.
Bully named Yusuf: hey cumsock you’re a representative of your parent’s weak pullout game.

Person being bullied: I bet your name is short for “Yusuffocate on deez nutz”, you bacterial troglodyte.
by YusufsLeftNut January 3, 2021
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national deez nutz day

tell your friends deez nutz jokes not matter how much they hate them or even hate you
me: did you take the eaton test? friend: no what is that? me: eaton deez nutz<3 friend: really lmao me: it’s national deez nutz day
by anonymous June 8, 2021
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