dealershipped

This is when someone goes to the car dealership for any car problems/issues. Customers with warranties may deal with the dealership a lot because their car problems are covered/looked at for free.

"You know the only reason I stay dealershipped up is because of that warranty."

by JDubb83 May 29, 2009

Dealersgrip

Daddy, our lord and savior

Mod on the biggest lz server on discord

Dealersgrip is a a based man

by Massivedumptruckass May 17, 2021

go dealing

Go dealing is an urban euphemism for the word fondling.

"Dude, did you see that picture of him?"

"Yeah, he was really go dealing his crotch."

by flyingmintbunny May 12, 2014

Wanna dealer

One who is a wanna be drug dealer. He thinks he is legit, but he actually just sells bags with tic tacs in them for a fortune.

That wanna dealer gave me the effing mint flavor!

by Leedel leedel leedel leedel December 5, 2016

drug dealer phone

a shitty 90s phone that drug dealers use not to get tracked

dealer: you ready for the heroin?
me: your on your drug dealer phone right?

by ramen..boyyt September 20, 2021

Drug dealers near you

the phrase for weird shady looking people near you

Coming soon to drug dealers near you!

by Girl that loves shipping :3 May 8, 2022

dealer time

The time that dealers run on. I.E. when they tell you 5 minutes, they know you are fiending and are willing to wait 5 minutes for them to get there if thats all its gonna be, and that it will be at least 15 minutes before you call them again. Basically, 5 minutes is 15-30 minutes, and if they say half an hour, it could be hours.

A ploy used to keep you from even thinking about calling another dealer.

If you're involved with too many drug transactions, you will start running on dealer time in your every day life.

by Joshuway January 24, 2008