darker than toby's nuts

Used to describe a moonless, starless night, or an object that seems to negate the very light surrounding it.

1. Little suzy...be a dear and fetch mommy's flashlight...its darker than toby's nuts out here!

by dale cooper March 2, 2005

Darney

Verb
1. To shit ones' bed.

2. To shit on one's self.

Noun
1. An extremely large pile of shit.

2. A situation that defies explanation.

He got so drunk last night that he Darneyed.

Holy fuck, that is a huge Darney!

What is this Darney?

by taterdick February 2, 2010

darnelling

To flatulate into another persons butthole.

Fritzie and Darnell were caught darnelling in the bathroom

by theknobgoblin July 16, 2014

gosh diddly darned it

gosh diddly darned it is a phrase for when you fuck something up and there are young children present

*stubs toe* fu- I mean, "gosh diddly darned it"

by Ishmerp June 20, 2017

Darger

This is the craziest group of people you'd ever meet. if you find many of these Dargers in one place, you may want to stay away... although if you find one of these Dargers alone, it could be VERY boring...
Can be very smart, and yet they miss the most obvious things..... are best when mixed with Bradshaws.... this doubles EVERYTHING are very good-looking

(me) See that group?
(you) Yea, they're such Dargers!!

by Darger Girl January 20, 2009

Danner

A really hot person. A guy's guy or one of the boys. Not to smart. Usually Air headish. But still cool. Someone you want to party with. Sometimes jealous.. not really a person that commits to a relationship. A friends with Benefits girl. Sweet but can be a super BITCH.

*If wish she was Danner.

*Person 1:
Is Ally coming to the party?
*Person 2:
Yeah but I wish Danner was coming.

by lovechild187 August 6, 2011

them darned teenagers

what anyone over 30 calls teenagers (i.e. anyone from 13-18). they say it like it's an insult, like people choose to be that age. normally followed by "did it" "stomped on my flowers" "distroyed my life" "shouldn't be driving" "should die" and so on. also used by teens in the everlasting war between teens, kids, and older adults.

55 year old-"them darned teenagers tore up my garden today"
49 year old-"let's go to country buffet and complain about them darned teenagers all day"
55 year old-"what??!!"
49 year old-"LET'S GO TO COUNTRY BUFFET AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM DARNED TEENAGERS ALL DAY"
55 year old-"WHAT???!!!"

by 999666333 May 12, 2007