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damnit johny

While taking a shit, a damnit johny is when you push out half the shit, but you cant push out the rest. And a little piece gets stuck on the threshold of your anus and you feel it in there all day until you have to shit again.
Last week, I went to take a shit, bit I had a damnit johny, and it was terrible.
by UltraThikc June 27, 2014
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dantitos

a groupchat on twitter that is ugly
what twitter groupchat are you in?
dantitos! the ugly 1
by dantito December 24, 2017
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Danitz

The most brilliant and inspiring person you will ever meet. They are ready to learn and be creative. These amazing girls are unique, amazing, talented and so awesome! If you know a Danitz you are so lucky!!! Keep her close and don't lose her, and guys if you like a Danitz go after her she sure is a catch!! She one of the most beautiful people in the world!!
-my bestfriends name is Danitz
-really?
- yeah! shes so great!
by rainycloud November 10, 2020
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Dammit Dan!

A phrase used in times of frustration. You do not necessarily need to be referring to an individual named dan nor do you need to have a friend dan. Use this phrase particularly in circumstances dealing with video games, anime, thumbs, episodic abuses, jackie and debra videos, what what in the butt, daren's dance grooves, and choke holds.
Roberta: "My thumbs look like toes"
Olga: "Dammit Dan!"
by GouchGoomba May 19, 2009
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dankitty dank dank dank

A nug of the finest dank that produces aromas of fruit loops, mahogany, asparagus, and sweet cream. The experience is such a mellow, chill, and relaxing high it can only be described as the Dankitty dank dank dank.
This bud is the dankitty dank dank dank. I think I see the mimebasher.
by Tom Clifford January 20, 2008
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dammit carl!

A phrase used by football fans of all teams when poor decisions are made regarding player personnel. In reference to the King of bad mistakes, Mr. Carl Peterson, president of the Kansas City Chiefs.
"Our first round draft pick rushed for 38 yards his rookie season."


"Yeah I know, damnit, Carl!!!"
by Chiefman420 April 10, 2006
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