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The Dallas Misfire

When a guy is titty fucking a girl and cums but accidentally hits himself in the face with the baby batter.
Dude, did you hear that Jimmy pulled a The Dallas Misfire last night? Made himself look like a glazed donut!
by mpowell710 July 29, 2023
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Daliah

Often confused with Dahlia, this name is meant for someone intriguing. She is open, but likes to have her secrets. She is passionate but someone you cannot quite figure out. Everyone wants to know her, but few truly know a Daliah. She requires your utmost attention and also deserves it. Beautiful, seductive, argumentative and loyal.
Daliah's are few and far between - you are lucky to know a Daliah.
Person 1: Have you met Daliah?
Person 2: No, but I sure want to!
by 20ness10 February 5, 2010
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Dalia

The sexiest, most beautiful girl in the world. Strong and caring Dalias' are usually awesome dancers, smart, and super hot. The ones turning all heads. She's phenomenal ! Don't ever lose her if you have her in your life, she's unique.
I wish my girl was a Dalia !

Look at that girl right there, she's a Dalia! I want to get to know her
by Unknownpers March 14, 2017
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dalianna

Sexiest girl, kindest girl, best girl and perfect
You are such a Dalianna!!
by HokageD4Cuchiha December 13, 2020
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Bo Dallas

This is when you are beating off in the shower but want it to all go down the drain so you don't have to clean or get found out so you get down on one knee. This looks like the 'Thinker' pose done by pro wrestler Bo Dallas before his matches.
I was staying in a hotel room with another couple but had to relieve myself. So I had to 'Bo Dallas' in the shower so they wouldn't be creeped out.
by BroDiggity August 27, 2014
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dalisha

Dalisha is an awesome kind, generous, goofy and beautiful person you can't get enough of her
Dalisha is awesome.
by Audrey152 May 17, 2018
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Dallas

A truly charming man with many secrets. Badass on the outside but a big softy on the inside. Even though he doesnt have his life completely figured out je will do all in his willpower to protect you and keep you happy. Many girls want him but once you on his mind he will never lose his interest. Great in the bed and good for keeping the boys away from his woman"
Friend"Wow that Dallas guy is scary"
Girl"no he's a big softy and great in bed"
by SnackBar12399 May 6, 2018
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