don’t buy the mug

urban dictionary always seems to want you to buy a mug

who actually buys it ?

“i bought an urban dictionary mug with the word Watermelon Sugar on it”

just don’t buy the mug

by tubbolive September 3, 2021

Chef Don’t Judge

Chef Don’t Judge

Instead of making a joke or slander at someone’s actions or choices you choose to say “Chef Don’t Judge”

Originating for the 2010s Chef Boyardee commercials where the Chef on the can sees someone dancing in the kitchen as if no one was watching and proceeds to say “Chef Don’t Judge”

“Dang can you believe Chris has a foot fetish?! That’s disgusting.”

“Hey man the chef don’t judge.”

by Thegonzo25 December 6, 2021

I don’t know

A response my dad HATES hearing and claims I’m talking back when I use it

Dad: how do you do this?
Me: I don’t know
Dad: DONT TALK BACK TO ME CUZ BLA BLA BLA

by XxMonzterxX December 27, 2019

I don’t want to

Once you become a parent you hear this until you want to rip your damn ears off

billy: i don’t want to go to school

Father: shut the hell up billy

by The almanac November 13, 2017

Don’t Drink December

You can’t drink any alcohol during the month of December

Guy 1: “Are you going to drink tonight”?”
Guy 2: “Nah man”
Guy 1: “Why not”

Guy 2: “It’s don’t drink December

by Bigbossboy14 November 3, 2019

don’t cap for the snap

don’t lie for people to see on snapchat or to look like a better person for people on snapchat

Kate: posts on storyi’m actually a really nice girl if you get to know me
Dan: don’t cap for the snap 😭

by kmxd May 19, 2020

you don’t talk

When someone is trying to be cool and is being very annoying by doing it

Fart “I am so cool”
Me “boi you don’t talk”

by Fartfartfartzzzz February 8, 2018