ding dong 

Its your goddamn Penis you retard, get a life...

look down, open your pants and you probably have a small fucking dick man... or in other words, a ding dong

ding dong by FatLoser26 June 27, 2016

Ding Dong 

Another word for a dumb person

Stop being such a ding dong for five seconds please.

Ding Dong by Ty Track March 30, 2017

Ding Dong 

A British exclamatory term of excitement, usually paired with an OK hand sign.

Associated with being offered alcohol, pizza, cheese or drugs.

(When high, the phrase is vocalised with a high-pitched voice, imitating a woman's voice).

Alternatively, "ding that dong" is a term indicating the action of just doing any random, good thing.

"Charlie, I got some leftover pizza? You want some?"
"Don't mind if I do, ding dong!"

Ding Dong by ludithottie October 24, 2017

Ding dong 

When you go on the internet and see something disturbing but arousing.

Why is my DING DONG so hard???

Ding dong by Mr Bleach December 9, 2017

Ding dong 

Someone’s penis or vagina

She has one big ding dong! -σя- His ding dong is a pretty big one!

Ding dong by Destiny-Destiny June 1, 2018

DING DONG 

someone is at your door so they pressed the door bell that makes a sound DING DONG or plays random s*it music that everyone hates

Doorbell: DING DONG

qwerty: someone is at the door

DING DONG by tasmin vrtizwmo June 17, 2018

Ding dong 

The head of Year 7 2019 in st Leonard’s. She’s an absolute prick and everyone hates her and she loves putting people on report

Perisa: Ding dong I hate you

Ding dong: Report !!!!

Ding dong by Ooof that peng ting February 26, 2019