keyboard dyslexia

what happens when you are messaging a friend and you can't seem to type the word you are wanting and the one you actually type has a completely different meaning

with keyboard dyslexia:
"you need to slut up"
non-keyboard dyslexic (actual) version:
"you need to shut up"

by jtchand May 13, 2006

dyslexia

A reading disorder.

So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

by Bob November 29, 2003

Verbal Dyslexia

When you try to say something and you mix the words up or the letters.

Dyslexia with words.

Almost a Tongue Twister

Instead of:

Going outside to have a cigarette.
You say:

Going cigarette to have an outside.

Instead of:

Lets call Jennifer

You say:
Lest call Jeffiner
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Sorry, I have verbal dyslexia. Always mixing up my words.

by xSkittlerx October 23, 2010

insomnia dyslexia

1. When you are so tired, everything you say or type comes out misspelled, or as nonsense.

2. When lack of sleep prevents you from generating a coherent sentence in conversation.

on surfin' bird
1. Are you aware that the word is the bird?

ugh.. I meant bird is the word*

Sorry, I'm having insomnia dyslexia tonight.

2. rotlf, lamo
Damnit, I'm a moron. I can't spell tonight; blame my insomnia dyslexia.

by Joy Rising April 22, 2010

Distextia

When a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as "distextic")

Girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?

by maurageous October 24, 2007

Dislexus

A luxury car for those who signal left, and turn right.

by Wizard November 9, 2001

dyslexic pol

A person who is prone to doing things incorrectly. Reading is the dyslexic pol's vice (among others).

*As a car passes by a restaurant called "DJ's Fish Fry"*

Olivia: "Hey you guys- let's go to JD's Fish!!"

Non-dyslexic pol: "Fa rurl rurl? You crazy!"

Person 3: "She isn't crazy, Olivia is a dyslexic pol."

by Marti P. B. July 15, 2009