discombobulated

Something that is not in the right order; not in a good mood.

I feel very discomboblulated right now.

by William Lucas March 1, 2005

discombobulator

A discombobulator is in other words known as a wanker because they discombobulate mens penis!

"Check that guy over there he is a Discombobulator!"

by Jordan Norman May 5, 2007

discombobulated melancholy

A discombobulated melancholy is a long-lasting depression.

Melancholy is usually used as an adjective, but it becomes a noun when combined with the word discombobulated. It's often associated with emos.

Adult: "I don't get it, why can't you just hang out with other kids, have fun?"

Emo kid: "I'm suffering from a discombobulated melancholy. Just leave me alone."

by St.Louis April 22, 2010

discombobulated dickhead

A goal keeper that won’t stay in the fucking goal and blames it on other people.

Why do you keep leaving the goal like a discombobulated dickhead?

by Kermitthefrog55 August 3, 2022

discombobulate

to DISconnect something while BOBbing your head (DIScomBOBulate). also known as: discombobulator, discombobulated, discombobulation, etc.

I just discombobulated my headphones.

Go discombobulate yourself!

I'm a discombobulator d-_-b.

I'll DIS com BOB u LATER.

by d[-_-]b DISCOMBOBULATER June 10, 2009

Discombobulated bobulator

A very confused man and/or woman who is going through tough times. They can also make random choices e.g. Sticking their head down the toilet.

The discombobulated bobulator wondered why his head was in the toilet.

by Bobulated July 21, 2020

Neurological Discombobulation

The act of being totally out of your head and no thoughts can come together properly. i.e. Being Drunk or Stoned

I'm suffering from some severe Neurological Discombobulation after that bowl.

by Dennis Smith June 25, 2004