dingleberry

1. (n) A bit of poo that gets caught on your butt hairs.
2. (v) To continue talking about a subject that nobody is listening to.
3. (n) Chicken and Brown Rice soup from Arlequin Bakery in San Francisco.

1. I had the worst dingleberry yesterday, but it crusted over so fast!
2. Quit your dingleberryin' Willis! Nobody listenin'!
3. Don't waste your hard earned cash on dingleberry in Hayes Valley.

by buttman124 February 21, 2011

dingleberry

When you take a shit and sneaky particles escape the grasp of the toilet and stick to the sides of the anus and its hair follicles. Then the piece of feces dries up on your panties and gooch/anus hair. Later on in the shower you wash it off and you realize the shit got the better of you.

Below is the script to a fucked up porn including the dingleberry

Guy takes shit and has dingleberry and doesn't know
Girl: hey babe lets have some creepy sexy sex.
Guy: ok but first show me your bobs and vegana so I can git hourny.
Girl: ok! (takes off clothes)
Guy: ooh Now I'm ready for sexy sex
Girl: Yay let me get my 13 inch strap on for your bleached butthole
Guy: (lubes himself up)

Girl: (Puts on strap on and is about to insert)... Oh MY GOD BABE IS THAT YOUR DINGLEBERRY ON YOUR BALL HAIR!!??
Guy: Well I did take a colossal shit 5 minutes ago.

Girl: I'm gunna lick it because I'm kinky. (Licks)

by THATTAWOOSHEESH January 15, 2018

Dingleberry

-A peice of poo that gets winded in your butthair. Causing you to sit for hours bent over in the mirror trying to untangle it.
-A peice of poop that hangs when you crap causing you to have to salsa dance on top of your toilet seat to get it off.

-Kaylee: I shat and got doo doo in my butthair. I had to untangle it for hours
Jane: We will go to the paurlor and get that shit trimmed.

-Rachel: I just learned how to salsa dance!
Mel: How?
Rachel: I had a dingleberry on my asshole so I had to salsa dance it off.
Mel: Oh thats how I learned how to salsa also!

by Zaralot October 10, 2011

dingleberry

1. The meteors surrounding uranus.
2. Well...a number 1 1/2.
3. Backdoor boogers.

"Spock!!! You dingleberry watch out for those Cling-ons!"

by ASfinkterSaysWhat July 19, 2008

dingleberry

Blood goobers that dangle from pubic hair during a woman's period. Can arise from maxi pad use.

I picked a dingleberry from Tina's pussy. Damn thing looked like a cherry tree.

by mecaro December 28, 2005

dingleberry

(1) NOUN: A Residual Fecal Crustation caused by improper wiping, excessively dry excrement, or low quality toilet paper commonly found in washrooms at public resteraunts.
(2) ADJECTIVE: Used to describe a dysfunctional, incompetent or reliably uncooperative person.
(3) ADVERB: An unexpected non-cooperative event caused by or reflective of inexcusable stupidity or unpardonable technical failure.

(1) I think that cheap wipe toilet paper left a dingleberry.
(2) Don't ask him for anything, he's a DINGLEBERRY.
(3) I was going to print that document, but all that came out was another DINGLEBERRY.

by James T. Baker December 10, 2008

dingleberry

someone riding your ass almost on your bumper while driving, esp. for long distance.

this freaking dingleberry was riding my ass the whole way here with his brights on. i kept slowing down to let him pass, but he stayed right on my ass.

by viciousk May 25, 2009