dagwood dog

Before a man begins masturbating, he shits on his own hand then wanks with it. The shit is used as an alternate lubrication. Consuming the left over "lubrication" is optional.

"I was bored last Wednesday night, so I gave myself a dagwood dog then ate it"

by MB-Q1 October 11, 2006

alex dunwoody

a rare bird that is said to bring you bad luck if it flaps its feathers. its screech can be heard from miles away

Caaaaaaaaaa!!!!! said alex dunwoody as it scooped down on its prey

by lew-wii July 4, 2010

dagwood

ugly female, also called dog and gross.

dan: she is so dagwood.

Michael: second that.

by chunkycoke101 December 26, 2009

dawood

a piece of shit

hey is that dawood, hes a piece of shit

by afdsfsdcds October 31, 2020

Dagwood

Is a small to unusually large piece of driftwood that, when high, a stoner will consistently cast at and continue to lose fishing lures on.

Holy shit guys, check out that awesome dagwood. There's gotta be 50 fishing lines stuck to it!

by Biff Justice October 28, 2005

dunwoodie

An older substitute teacher who fucks female students

Eww gross, she's fucking Dunwoodie

by sarcasticleep December 13, 2016

dagwood

Polly Cooper’s child’s name on the show Riverdale.

“I named them Juniper and Dagwood.” - Polly Cooper

by hamezmerp January 20, 2018