cuffin season

the season in which everyone is getting coupled up usually around when the weather is beginning to change and it is getting cold outside...

yoo it is getting to be cuffin season you cuffed yet?

by lind817 December 22, 2008

CUFFIN

WHEN YOU DONT WANT TO SHARE A MATE WITH ANYONE ELSE.

YOUR GIRL IS BAD, U CUFFIN?

by PCK August 19, 2008

Cruffy

A cute little teedy bear that is named cruffy.

Best friends include, Tyo, Muffy, Christpher, Fleffy, Mr. Bear, and more!

A Teddy Bear. There is only 1 cruffy!

by cruffy07 November 10, 2008

cuff nugget

The act of cupping your palm behind your ass in an attempt to "catch" the offending odor which seeps from the anus like a roving green cloud. Once properly captured, you then raise it to the victim's face while they have their attention diverted and open your steaming Christmas present with a flick of your wrist. Watch as your "friend" slowly drifts into a methane coma.

"wow bro, He didn't see that cuff nugget coming! He's going to taste that for days!"

by Schocker May 30, 2008

Curfew

Similar to a booty call, but a more tactful euphemism in a committed relationship. When the maximum allowed time has passed without having sex, either by appointment or by arbitrary desires. Should be looked forward to in a healthy relationship.

1a. "You've been out there all day, it's time to get inside!"
1b. "Sorry guys, I gotta go- it's my curfew."

2. "I better be upstairs and naked by 10 tonight or I'll miss my curfew!"

by Royal Toulouse June 17, 2018

Cuffing Season

Usually the colder months; i.e. fall or winter, when new relationships start and old relationships turn into engagements. The persons in said relationships are "cuffed", meaning that they no longer seek non-platonic relationships with others.

1) I have lost count of the number of friends getting engaged. Cuffing season has begun.

2) "Are you single?" "Not for long. It's cuffing season."

by catamountgirl November 9, 2014

Hand-Cuffing

When a guy is in public with a girl he likes, and will not leave her side because he fears she will talk to other men. Usually the girl is too attractive for him, and does not reciprocate his romantic feelings, but is leading him on for a while, probably for free drinks/purses. He is definitely only a friend, but she probably has no other prospects at the time, or has just gotten out of a bad relationship and is entertaining the idea of letting this guy date her.

How to tell if a guy is hand-cuffing

1.) The girl he is with is much too attractive for him
2.) He has a worried look on his face and keeps scanning the bar/club/mall for potential threats.
3.) They never touch or kiss, he just kind of looms in her personal bubble, hoping for more attention.

If you see a guy hand-cuffing, go talk to his girl. He won't say anything; he will just stand there quietly with a slightly sour expression on his face until you are done.

Jim: Wow, did you see that girl walk in? She's gorgeous... I think I'm gonna go talk to her.

Joe: Nah bro, she's with her boyfriend. Don't you see that guy hanging all over her?

Jim: Man, he's just hand-cuffing... See how scared he looks? He has a fauxhawk, and she probably dressed him. She needs some testosterone in her life, I'm going in.

by aspartame July 20, 2009