cumspike

when an odd number of guys line up in a V shape and give a girl the bukkake treatment.

"Yo, let's go cumspike Jenny tonight!"

by AJ 187 July 30, 2003

Cumsplooger

1 A computer used almost exclusively for the purpose of porn/hentai. Categorized by being hidden under beds and possibly having light spots that look bleached, the cumsplooger is typically of an older model.

2 The term also refers to a computer so useless you might as well just keep porn images and gifs on it.

1. She refused to give me head, so I had to pull out the 'ol cumsplooger.
2. God that school computer only has a 500 GB hard drive and like 2 GB RAM. What a cumsplooger.

by Anorak24601 February 22, 2017

cumsuprise

When you go to fuck your girlfriend, who you have not fucked in a week , spread her legs and fresh cum oozes out to your horror.

Jimmy went to get laid by his girl after being in prison for a month, but to his shock when he went to fuck her he received a Cumsuprise .

by Stains and Smears May 15, 2018

cumsanity

Cumsanity is when you’re cumming out of control into something, mainly usually a female that you really love and wanna fuck hard or sometimes it can be into a male if you’re gay.

Emma: Oh baby don’t pull out i want it in me!
Gerald: I’m having a cumsanity baby! Oh god!

by dirty fucking whore ass bitch March 11, 2019

Dr.CumSplash

When a droplet of semen mixes with Jamaica and England. Usually appears in damp and lonely places along with his Asian familiar

Dr.CumSplash licked my bussy

by Spoopa October 19, 2021

Sir.cumsalot

A sexual position in nature where you are dressed up in a knights armor and you have a elephant sized dildo up your ass but it can’t fall out because of the armor so when you walk you look gay. This then triggers anyone you pass by to yell out, “hey guys, it’s Sir.Cumsalot!”

Vanness: omg look at Draven he is doing a Sir.Cumsalot.

by Linvoln6969 June 11, 2023

cumspittar

A Ho who spits out man-juice instead of swallowing. (originated from a scrabble game gone awesome, which is the reason for the "a")
also a derogatory name for a ho who isn't being bro-friendly.

That cumspittar just dumped our bro before finishing his bj.

by BroGuy February 22, 2009