Cumfused

When your confused but still sexually aroused

This video is really kinky, it's making me cumfused.

by TheLunchGoblin August 5, 2017

cumgun

When you kiss or make out with a girl and it makes you cum without anything else going on

That chan has a cumgun, right when he kissed abby his dick exploded!

by randompigman February 27, 2019

Cumlungs

A slut, normally who deepthroats lots of cocks and loves cum. They now go with the name Birch or Sperm.

person 1: mm yes suck my cock cumlungs

Cumlungs: my name is birch you fucking liberal smh

by BIRCH TREEE May 15, 2020

Cumfuffle

To unexpectedly cum at an inopportune moment and have to walk around with cum in your pants

I was at the carnival and suddenly experienced a cumfuffle and had to walk around with my niece for an hour with cum in my pants

by Bocaj Nosredna July 7, 2020

cumfucktard

Anal sex with a fountain of piss going down your mouth while being fucked in the shitter by harry the hamster

Hey wanna have some cumfucktard again tonight Teddy?

Teddy: Can't tonight harry the hamster is busy fucking hitler naked sexy nothing wrong

by Hitler Naked 123 August 27, 2023

Cumnundrum

When you have to think too hard about where to deposit your own semen. Or as I like to say: "When you really, really aren't sure where to put your slick little boys!".

"She told me she was on the pill, and yet I should have been wearing a condom anyway, and then she kept saying 'cum inside me!, cum inside me!'". It was quite the cumnundrum.
Example two: I started jerking off watching porn in my grandma's basement, and right before I was about to cum I ran into the bathroom for some toilet paper and I realized my grandfather was in there with diarhea. Dude, it was quite the cumnundrum.

by Scooby Blue June 8, 2009

cumfuck

Cumfuck is the process when a group of 2 or more people continue with sex after both have had orgasms. This makes the sex more enjoyable as due to the amounts of cum slushing about, it lubricates the vagina, or anus, and makes the entire experience more pleasurable, and wet.

After several long hours of cumfuck, we had completely redecorated the dining room.

by THE SEX GOD 69 November 22, 2010