Thomas Gros Cul

An enormous ass that everybody notices at a party. All the women fall for it, and all the men are either jealous or secretly want to hit that cul as well. Some men are less discreet and tell everyone how much they lust for the Thomas Gros Cul. If you have a Thomas Gros Cul in your life, hold on tight and never let those cheeks go. Someone who has a Thomas Gros Cul might not want to admit they have such cheeks, they might even try to hide it, or ban people who mention his cul.

"Damn, did you see his ass? That's a real Thomas Gros Cul right there!"
"Shit, I kinda wanna smash..."

"Shit, is that a Thomas Gros-"
*Discord disconnection sound*

by thomass_is_fart August 13, 2020

Thomas gros cul

A man who has a huge sexy ass and every woman wants him because of that

Thomas gros cul, that ass looks good
I want to ride that, please
Thomas, how many times per week do you hit the gym?
Thomas I thinks that is genetics, I just don't believe the size

Thomas, how do you walk around with that ass
You must be lifting a lot of pallets at Maxi
I heard you are a political right winger, that must be why you have that ass

by Madame Renaud August 13, 2020

Thomas Gros Cul

The biggest ass in North America since 2004, after the death of Ronald Reagan, the previous owner of the biggest ass. Thomas Gros Cul is larger than Brazil and has 4 time zones. It's one of the biggest tourist destinations in the world: it has beaches, amusement parks and the Ass Canyon, a canyon larger than the Grand Canyon. It's also the home to the stadium of the Grosculville Lifters, the best NHL team ever. Thomas Gros Cul is where the Manhattan Project took place.

"Yo, have you ever been to the Thomas Gros Cul?"
"Yeah I have. I went there for my school trip!"

"Wanna hit the Thomas Gros Cul?"
"Yeah sure, let's go to the Gros Cul bars!"

There has been a terrible hurricane in Thomas Gros Cul, due to the Thomas Big Fart.

by Frozen Meat August 14, 2020

Female cul-de-sac

The extended area inside a woman’s vagina where larger penis’ have stretched out an area around the cervix. The void area deep inside a woman’s vagina, where the bottom has become difficult to reach.

My large cock found a home in her female cul-de-sac. I knew my wife had taken a lover when she had suddenly developed a female cul-de-sac. I can’t hit bottom in women with large female cul-de-sac.

by Dancerooster December 29, 2020

dans ton cul

Romantic French idiom used whenever one asks about the location of something or someone.

Very useful on job interviews or for wedding toasts.

"Chérie, où sont les relevés du compte ?

Dans ton cul !"

"Honey, where are the bank statements ?

Up your ass !"

by Dat Fucking French October 26, 2014

Conversation cul de sac

A conversation cul de sac is the term used to describe the annoying and/or awkward situation that stupid people end up in when talking to a much smarter person. You can subsequently describe either the person or the situation as conversation a cul de sac.

Example 1
As a personal description
"Hey Dan, you meet Gemma the other night? She's is a total conversation cul de sac - every time you try and talk about current events, travel or something else interesting, she manages to make reference to E channel, the Kardashians or Grey's Anatomy."

OR as a situation description
"Hey Dan, I walked into a total conversation cul de sac talking to Gemma last night about the fucking E channel, the Kardashians or Grey's Anatomy."

Example 2
As a personal description
"Hey Jess, you talk to Roger last night? He's a total conversation cul de sac - he just can't seem to hold a conversation on anything other than basketball. For fuck's sake the season's not for three more months - he's so annoying!

OR as a situation description
"Hey Jess, I felt like I was watching a VHS that kept rewinding after 30s last night talking to Roger. It's like walking into a conversation cul de sac over and over again with that guy."

by Springbok27 September 7, 2013

En avoir plein le cul

French Expression, which means you're sick of something.
Literally, it means "have your ass full".
It's like when something is really annoying you ...

For example, if you're with your homie and you guys are talking about a girl you'd like to have a erotical partnership with:
Sacha: "Comment ça se passe avec cette fille ?" ( how is it going with this girl)
You:"J'en ais plein le cul"
Sacha:" Il a l'air d'En avoir plein le cul "( It seems like he's really annoyed)

by Zeitoun June 22, 2009