Crumple Paper Day

Crumple Paper day consists on the 15th of Dec. It is a day where you crumple paper in spirit. That day sucks for anyone named Page or Paper though.

“Are you ready for Crumple Paper day Paige?”
“NO LAST YEAR SOMEONE HIT ME WITH A SOGGY PIECE OF PAPER!”

by grab that dick December 3, 2018

Crumples

A male that goes by the name Micah and can’t keep his mouf shut.. a male that always got sum smart to say and is rude asab.

Corn ball 🖕

Micah crumples is ass @ 8 ball.

by Mackyauna September 3, 2020

Salty crumbler

When your fucking her doggy and crumbling lays potato chips on her back in anticipation of her father walking in to see.

Laura's dad was about to walk in the room so I gave her the salty crumbler..

by Black dot April 14, 2017

crumplesack

someone who goes beyond the margin of failure

jesus- look dad i created cancer- also known as michael

god- son you crumplesack

by leleleleelelelel April 8, 2017

the apple crumbler

when you cum inside an apple and you give it to your girlfreinds mom and watch her eat it

this bitch was givin me lip so i gave her the apple crumbler

by spencer s August 7, 2006

oreo crumbler

an oreo crumbler is when you shit in a girls mouth and then jizz in her mouth

dude i gave your mom a huge oreo crumbler last night

by franco69 December 27, 2009

crumplet

a terrible smelling fart that is indused by something unnatural. Such as sorbitol (sugar substitute).

"O dear lord that is the worst smelling crumplet!"

by w2454 October 17, 2008