anal bum cover

1. (n). a sheet that covers the anus.
2. (v). a category that is misinterpet from "An Album Cover" from SNL.

Deal. Let's take Anal Bum Cover for $400. - Sean Connery

by Josh Taylor June 21, 2006

Covering Flush

The act of flushing the toilet while simultaneously dropping a turd to cover the noise made while one is pooping.

I had to poop in my boyfriends house for the first time, so I layed down a covering flush because of my uncontrollable explosive diarreaha.

by Jacobazzi Lambrusco August 24, 2010

cum & cover

after bustig a phat load,you cover the crime scene with your boxers istead of cleaning up the mess

JBooog quickly cummed & covered as his mom walked in the room.

by june bug October 27, 2003

Gut Cover

Anything used to mask or hide the existence of your gut.

I was sitting on the couch and used a pillow as a gut cover.

I untuck my shirt in the front so as to make people think it's just an untucked shirt and not all gut.

I wear a t-shirt in the pool as a gut cover.

Women are lucky because if they have large boobs, it pulls the shirt out beyond their gut, doing 2 things: 1) providing an effective gut cover and 2) providing a distraction to pull the eyes away from the gut cover to stare at the ample tittlery.

Sweaters that are ribbed at the waist provide an excellent gut cover.

All overweight male porn stars should quit. However, if they must work in porn, please always make them wear a t-shirt as a gut cover.

Women in porn who wear a garter belt as a gu(n)t cover... it doesn't work, we can still see that In-N-Out buger on your gunt. Especially with the arrival of HD porn.

Folding your arms over your belly while you are sitting down makes a terrible gut cover. Stop doing that.

by -HEF- September 20, 2009

Covert Plop

Attempting to defecate discretely when your love interest is present.

My girlfriend was spending the night, and I had to take a dump, so I had to execute a covert plop.

by NCHawk December 1, 2010

Cloud Cover

smegma or similar cheese-funk found around a bellend. Often discovered after not having washed for a while, or have slept with a skank

Pulling your foreskin back to discover a white-cheese like film.
Wah funk-dis cloud cover. i gotta get me some bath bashment

by kroydawg January 20, 2009

Black Clover

Black clover is an anime that as of writing this has around 160 episodes to watch. The story follows Asta, the only person who can’t use magic in a world full of magic users. Eventually he gains anti magic which is able to negate all magic. The show gets a bad rap, as people say it’s all generic anime’s put into one, yet as I watched I enjoyed it more. I recommend you watch it and at least give it a chance before you hate it.

“Hey man, have you watched the latest Black Clover episode?”

“Yeah it was pretty awesome.”

by EpicGamer95 February 8, 2021