Crop Dusting

Farting in public leaving a trail of methane gas and evil for the poor souls behind you

"ahhh the guy in front of us is crop dusting!"

by ahh123 April 12, 2013

crop dusting

To walk into an enclosed area with a crowd of people and let out a juicy fart, then quickly exit before the smell registers, thereby leaving yourself blameless for the said fart.

I wish I could have seen the look on the clerks face when I left that nice crop dusting behind.

by 3pharmacychicks March 24, 2010

crop dusting

Origin: Ohio

Crop Dusting is a game or activity where the object is to rub your sack/unit against an unsuspecting person during conversation and acting like it was an accident, or pretending it never happened. Usually works best when one person is seated.

Crop Dust Scoring:
Male-1 point
Female-2points
Any Celebrity-5 points

Dude, that fuck just crop dusted me.

Hey, why the fuck are you crop dusting me right now?

by dont god damn worry about it November 13, 2005

Crop dusting

Sprinkling weed for any purpose, usually when rolling joints.

Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm crop dusting this joint.

by the420farmer April 09, 2009

Crop Dust

To travel with your fart, allowing it to expand a larger territory than just you so nobody knows who really did it

I smell something and it ain't me.....who been crop dusting?

by Zykw February 02, 2016

Crop Dusted

The act of intentionally pissing on swimmers directly behind you while swimming.

Bro Lucas was on my ass, so I crop dusted him, got piss all over him!

by SwimmerQ April 14, 2015

crop dusting

breaking wind in a public place while in transit

subway or bus, train. enter "let go" exit downwind of carriage, disembark.

!

by Simon Clery March 27, 2004