If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot

Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.

Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”

by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019

young crockpot

Cool ass mother fucker that spits sick freestyle raps.One can not become a young crockpot you are just born one.

That Young Crockpot is the goat.

by Heaze December 22, 2016

Crockpot mouth

A symptom of someone who is possibly inebriated or perhaps just saying something sinister that is too far fetched to be true, but they can still put it in a sentence because apparently anything sounds good in it.

Dave: “finally, I found someone who will do this cocaine with me”

Wayne: “Do you have crockpot mouth or something? Anyone would do free cocaine...”

by Ithink2much March 12, 2019

portuguese crockpot

When you're getting your dick sucked before you ejaculate, flip over so your ass is in her face, fart on her, and cum down her throat. And let her marinate in the juices.

My girl came home from a party and wanted to spice up our sex life, so we preformed the portuguese crockpot.

by Hotrod.stay.driven December 20, 2017

Crockpot relationship

A relationship where you are serious enough to buy gifts for each other but you know it won't last. Your friends will ultimately receive the gifts after the relationship is over.

-Linda, are you still with Nick?

- No, it was just a crockpot relationship. Want the sweater he got me?

by ListenLynda September 16, 2017

Chicken in the crockpot

When you put your balls in someone's mouth as they either hang off the bed or are laying flat.

The other night my wife let me make chicken in the crockpot.

by Cherokeebuddy September 19, 2017

Crockpot

A woman that gets hotter as she gets older. Much like the way a crock pot works

She's such a crockpot, she used to be fat, but now she's hot

by Brosephstein June 24, 2016