Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*
Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”
Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”
by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019
Get the If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpotmug. by anonymous February 15, 2021
Get the Crockpotmug. The act of inserting your genitals, preferably a male, into a crocodile resulting in the separation of one's genitals from their body.
1: "Sir, how did you lose your penis?"
2: "I Uh..."
1: "Sir, you're going to have to tell me. We must know."
2: "I prefer a Floridian Crockpot behind Disney World."
2: "I Uh..."
1: "Sir, you're going to have to tell me. We must know."
2: "I prefer a Floridian Crockpot behind Disney World."
by M1rc4t March 12, 2024
Get the Floridian Crockpotmug. This stuff is absolute shit.
by Penis fg May 26, 2021
Get the Crockpotmug. by Flypup July 12, 2021
Get the Crockpotmug. Boy: Me and my girl were getting it last night
Boy 2: Was it long?
Boy: Yup, an hour.
Boy 2: Oh so crockpot sex.
Boy 2: Was it long?
Boy: Yup, an hour.
Boy 2: Oh so crockpot sex.
by crockpotseggs November 23, 2021
Get the crockpot sexmug. The South Pekin crockpot is when you cook up a big batch of Meth, then you hallucinate and mow down your entire family!
by Midwest Cooker April 24, 2025
Get the South Pekin Crockpotmug.