The most annoying man in the world but also the sweetest , he's a bit of a dickrider but nothing too serious , he has the best and biggest d**k known to man kind . He's VERY PSYCHOTIC . He'll fuck you like a pornstar and ruin your life after . If you ever meet cristian RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN
by Runnerrr March 7, 2017
Get the Cristianmug. don't ever trust a Cristian he is a lying dirty cheating he will cheat on you with the ugliest girl ever and then just call it "hanging out"
by savannasay'sfax December 4, 2018
Get the Cristianmug. by Hsjaixnsjd May 30, 2018
Get the Cristianmug. piece of shit. literal scum of the earth. poster child of a fuckboi. the embodiment of a degenerate. thinks he's the shit, but actually is shit. head ass.
by longdickkkkk June 4, 2016
Get the cristian carranzamug. by Zek April 17, 2020
Get the Dirty cristianmug. Cristian Fernandez denied being a Furry, only so he could be accepted in society and his high school environment
by Willsky_ April 26, 2017
Get the Cristian Fernandezmug. 2nd best Krunker player in Paulesti
Has giant penis
He is searched by the CIA for many things including:
manslaughter, terorism, selling nuclear warheads and killing protestors
Has giant penis
He is searched by the CIA for many things including:
manslaughter, terorism, selling nuclear warheads and killing protestors
by gchris June 8, 2020
Get the Geapana Cristianmug.